'May you happily live long and prosper'

May you happily live long and prosper
Chapter one: The Grudge
Salvatore Castle, a travelling Byronic anti-hero vigilante drifter with a grudge, since a young age, against everyone who ruins, steals and denies the happiness from the undeserving innocent is a spirit of retribution and justice. His unhappiness in life inspired his ambition to rectify the world and so now he is called the ‘Saintly Teacher’ as he is awesomely famous and formidably infamous for his lessons of repentance. He searches for evil people to haunt and does not leave a town, city or suburb without absolutely purging it through his lessons unless it is necessary to avoid the national law enforcement agents and continues his pilgrimage elsewhere where he delights in the suffering of those whom would dare deny the happiness of others. From the donations and payment of those whom he encourages to hire him and the money and merchandise he steals from the evil he lives a life of wise comfort, investment and indulgence. Salvatore drives a custom-made motorcycle of which he frequently upgrades and secretly and securely stores his income and trophies across the United States of America where this story is set in this present age of modern maturity.
Chapter two: Making examples of people
Salvatore Castle is, at the moment, twenty two years old and started this life as the Saintly Teacher since he graduated from high school as a successful but unhappy overachiever loner geek. Salvatore has vowed to make examples of people, show them his lessons and teach them to be better people, more honest, fair and generous. Salvatore is a very angry, cruelly kind and zealous person, he wants to be happy, at peace, optimal and relax after all his efforts have been a triumph and can acknowledge everyone and himself happy. What Salvatore abhors more than evil people denying the innocent happiness is stupidity, foolishness, obliviousness and wrongful ignorance which cause unnecessary things to happen, especially the domino effects. Salvatore is a vegetarian, cares for animals and loves the chase of hunting animals or people without torturing and killing, at least not for animals. Salvatore learns much from his explorations on his journey and purchases in cash enough books to amuse him when not driving, hunting down or teaching lessons to evil-doers. From his old life Salvatore has a faithful old friend, a maiden named ‘Athena Purple’, studying to be a psychiatrist who Salvatore keeps in contact through emails and voice telephone calls with to have informally helpful sessions and share what he thinks and feels as he continues to go deeper in his pilgrimage and journey of retribution, teaching lessons and justice.
Chapter three: Supremacy
In Los Angeles, California Salvatore Castle, today, encounters a supremacist evil organisation called ‘Pure’ willing to take over the world, design and decorate it as they prefer. This will be his greatest challenge yet, like a super spy he must infiltrate the headquarters, cripple and incapacitate the protectors of the masterminds in control and trap and teach lessons to the masterminds through punishment and repentance. Salvatore’s resilience, adaptation and techniques since day one has developed through strict, hard-core and challenging training into a supreme threat against even the most worthy of foes. Salvatore has developed many levels of great paragon manifestations of his smart, strong and destructive combat power he can release and use against a foe or many, these states of vigour and mind, from calmly cool cruel predation to absolute optimal righteous terrible torturous wrath and doom, are called Levels of Keenness.
Salvatore was bullied throughout his education by marauding, provoking, strong, tough and untouchable jerks thanks to their cowardice of legal expertise, because Salvatore did not stand up for himself, respect himself enough and fight back in the beginning, subsequently his disciplinary parents bullied him into changing that but while they encouraged moderateness Salvatore was a boy of extremes, like his dark-horse black sheep of the family paternal uncle who became a gallant vigilante hero years before, and he strived to become awesome, formidable and honourable and punish his bullies like they were irredeemable criminals rather than gain their respect through friendship. So Salvatore became a scourge of terror because of his pent up unforgiving anger unleased. But all while this happened Athena Purple watched him and tried to counsel him about what is appropriate but also listen to Salvatore’s problems, understand them and then translate how wisely he should express himself and still be satisfied. From then onwards Athena became Salvatore’s advising friend and pet, and Salvatore became Athena’s crush, muse and patient.
Ruthless, stoic, fearless, mentally tough, focused and dynamic Salvatore ambushes the ‘Pure’ defeating each one of them with a sardonic smile with sarcastic humourous catch-phrases insultingly spoken. Once he traps the masterminds of Pure he begins his lessons with analytically speaking as he explores the bigger picture circumstances of a what if scenario and evaluating how many people the Pure would have made, until then, unhappy in their established success and imagining how many people would be grateful of this potential to or not to happen, Salvatore explains to the Pure masterminds how unnecessary their schemes are and encouraging them to rather contribute to the success of making everyone happy than destroying what was with only some happy, then Salvatore begins his excruciating torture curses as he makes them regret ever wanting to commit such evil as denying the happiness of the greater good for everyone. Once the Pure is utterly defeated and bound and fettered with cuffs and anchors Salvatore leaves his scratched mark nearby with the advertising and encouraging statement to the innocent of all whom read it, “May you happily live long and prosper!”, ere drifting elsewhere for further adventure.
Chapter four: Homeward bound
Snežana Volkov, a nubile maiden of Russian lineage with platinum blonde hair, fair unblemished porcelain skinned, darkly stylistically broad and thick yet groomed eyebrows and innocently soft, alluring and sweet nymph features, desperately hires Salvatore at the local international airport where Salvatore was hoping to encounter someone to hire him to protect her on a road-trip across the country from the west coast to the east to escape the reach of her father’s mob disguised and concealed of which Miss Volkov promises to generously reward Mister Castle of which her duffel luggage shows the evidence of her promise. Salvatore decides to visit his hometown for Snežana to settle down there under the alias ‘Snow Fox’ to become a roommate with Athena Purple. Salvatore advises Snežana that whomever desiring to track and hunt them will discover it difficult and unpredictable if they travel with his motorcycle, but he warns her there may be delays in their journey as he explains what his job entails and but he also promises to keep her comfortable throughout the adventure. Salvatore assures Snežana that she chose well who would escort her to freedom and safety. Thus commences their journey when Snežana agrees to Salvatore’s terms as he subtly protects Miss Volkov while enjoying the conversation and beautiful panoramic view.
Since Snežana is a tourist Salvatore will try to show her the many famous and greatest tourist sites to appreciate as well as places to amuse themselves. As the journey episodically begins as Salvatore learns that Snežana was a successfully expert ballerina, harpist and survivalist huntress before she escaped Russia and shall demonstrate how great she can perform when most necessary and important to boast of her worthy glory. Snežana learns Salvatore has a mentor, his paternal uncle named Lancelot Castle, who is also an anti-hero vigilante called the ‘Promiscuous Sage Knight’ who investigates damsels in distress’s problems, fights their villains and receives payment in erotic sex and money of which he also steals money from the defeated villains and in recent years Salvatore helped a raped female fashion designer to successfully send her rapist to prison and so in repayment she continues to design and manufacture new modern evolved Red Indian style clothing and armour as well a blending in disguises of ordinary fashion for Salvatore to wear throughout each year casually or on a mission of which Salvatore stores them in storage in every state he has passed through. Salvatore, by the way, has thick black very lengthy hair reaching his buttock. For a stranger and even for one who knows and still communicates with him like Miss Athena Purple he is an eerie wolfish phenomenon to look at and watch. Salvatore has helped many people in the Northern states, these contacts, some whom are friends of his uncles, are always glad to help fuel up his motorcycle, feed him and provide secret accommodation whenever he visits. Salvatore does not have enough ally contacts in the south of USA as he has not explored it that much as only recently he went south to California from Oregon. Whatever pattern the country’s police were suspecting Salvatore to continue exploration of the United States of America through the Southern states they shall be wrong this time as he is now retracing his steps, however not obviously exposing himself, mostly going around the places the national police would suspect him to retrace.
Chapter five: Episodes, crimes against happiness
The duration of travelling through California, Oregon, Idaho, Wyoming, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania and into concluding the state of New York altogether shall take several weeks. Throughout these past years as the ‘Saintly Teacher’ Salvatore has always avoided and escaped the national police either through luck or by just leaving town whenever his clients were ready to summon the police to arrest the evil criminals against happiness, usually giving him a head start. Salvatore hopes to see how his presence has changed the northern states through his altruism and how the altruistic charities he encouraged those whom he helped to now help others of which he made them make promises to do good as he promised them he would someday visit them again to observe their progress.
California: Human trafficking
While much unhappiness there is anywhere, I shall mention of most important he rectified in the past, albeit he did help in other ways too, now Salvatore and Snežana travel north from Los Angeles to Sacramento to discover further news about how the people saved from Human trafficking are feeling and coping from Salvatore’s recent efforts as well as what is being done to stop further crimes against happiness and how to rescue those people whom have been already taken. En route they drive through Hollywood and all the attractions and celebrate their time in California before departing for Oregon.
Oregon: Individuality suppression and poverty
While Salvatore was in the state of Oregon in past he encountered common problems likely found in most places, however none more blatant than in a particular neighbourhood he experienced when he realised how concentrated the problem of individuality suppression and poverty had made a particular town through not expressing themselves through conformity to being unhappy. Since the problem was solved as Salvatore, as the Saintly Teacher, inspired them to be and do better and taught a lesson to each of the manipulating suppressers that freedom to prosper in the correct way was necessary for happiness. The presence of Saintly Teacher made the neighbourhood town famous as tourists flocked to discover how the Saintly Teacher made another difference in the world and how they could support what happiness he sparked. Salvatore then shows Snežana the attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Idaho: Family dysfunction
Salvatore returns to the state of Idaho to show Snežana how he rectified his greatest and memorble help to the state of which was ‘family dysfunction’, with Salvatore’s wisdom and insight into how to rectify the problem he managed to redeem people and function more peacefully with creating ways for families to communicate properly and thus experience more happy memories. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Wyoming: Victims of prejudice and stereotypes
Next Salvatore returns to Wyoming to show Snežana how the former victims of prejudice and stereotypes have changed their lives with the exposure of who they identify themselves as and how different their identities are from wrongful detected deduction of childish folk and how the former childish folk now believe differently and appropriately. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.  
Nebraska: Post-traumatic stress disorder
While this problem is almost everywhere never has Salvatore watched how severe and poignant Post-traumatic stress disorder can affect so many courageous people’s lives and how they live with the disorder is treated by a community when first he noticed it here in a particular town in the past. Salvatore shows Snežana how he honoured these veterans of war and professional legal heroics and showed and encouraged how the town could reward and allow these veterans to live in happy comfort. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.  
Iowa: Treatment of the decrepitly old, diseased and terminally dying
While this problem is almost everywhere never until he discovered it here has Salvatore so been disappointed in the health system, zealously the Saintly Teacher encouraged those who take care of these victims of crimes against happiness to change their ways and so he showed them through exploring the problem as to fully understand what needs to be done and what opportunities they can spark and solve the mystery of the puzzle of better and kinder ways of treatment with respect and altruism. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.  
Illinois: Marital, Women and child violence and abuse
Next Salvatore returns to Chicago, Illinois to discover how the progress of reducing the number and rehabilitating victims of marital, women and child violent and abusive crimes against happiness and show Snežana the evidence of how he confronted the criminals and taught life lessons of empathy to criminals and those with bad habits of aggression and supported the victims to do the right thing by taking these criminals to court to be processed. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.    
Indiana: Abuse of Drugs
Next Salvatore returns to Indiana to show Snežana how the Saintly Teacher mentored, helped rehabilitate the victims, confronted the bad influence and punished the peers whom pressured the victims into a life of unhappiness and sellers of drugs whom were avaricious and careless and taught them to forsake their wrongful mind-sets and deeds. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.    
Ohio: Drunken driving
Next Salvatore returns to Ohio to show Snežana how he humiliated people likely of being drunk drivers with drastic empathy, helped surviving drunk drives redeem themselves through earning the forgiveness of the victims and their grieving families they accidentally crippled and killed and teach everyone to always be responsible and be altruistic. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.    
Pennsylvania: Sexual harassment and Rape
Next Salvatore returns to Pennsylvania to show Snežana the evidence of his torture of rapists whom now know how it feels to always be and feel violated and filthy, his supporting and preparing of victims to courageously take their villains to court and his indoctrinated re-education of sexually frustrated and satyr jerks to follow the rules, control and healthily satisfy their urges and fear the consequences if the Saintly Teacher would ever return to hunt them down. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.    
New York: Bullying
Finally they arrive in New York to show Snežana the evidence of his happiness enforcement agency of protectors, punishers and psychotherapists against bullies, whom Athena Purple is big part of as she counsels, rehabilitates and guides victims and bullies to be kind, honourable and respectful. Athena Purple has prepared accommodation in honour of celebrating each other and the safe journey. Salvatore stays and spends a day in comfortable leisure with Athena and Snežana as they experience the state’s attractions.
Virginia: Law of Happiness
Next Salvatore travels alone to Washington D.C. to confidently and directly communicate with the President of the United States of America to initiate the enforcement of the ‘Law of Happiness and Altruism’ of which Salvatore/Saintly Teacher created and promotes himself, of which no-one is allowed, as it is illegal, to ruin, steal or deny the happiness of an innocent’s past, present or future happiness – an innocent is one who is not guilty of any of crime, including against happiness – and everyone must at least once a day perform a grand altruistic gesture or deed to make people happy and sacrifice a bad unnecessary habit of which has been wrongfully invested and indulged.