Not ready to die
♫♪‘We get it on most every night
When that moon is big and bright,
It’s a supernatural delight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
Everybody here is out of sight,
They don’t bark and they don’t bite,
They keep things loose, they keep it tight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
Dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody’s feeling warm and bright,
It’s such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
We like our fun and we never fight,
You can’t dance and stay uptight,
It’s a supernatural delight,
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight!
Dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody’s feeling warm and bright,
It’s such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
We get in on most every night,
And when that moon is big and bright,
It’s a supernatural delight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
Dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody’s feeling warm and bright
It’s such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
[repeat and fade]’♪♫
Chapter one: Irony
My name is Byron Saint Lupo, and yes saint is my middle name, I am an Italian American and I have developed myself into the classic yet innovated Byronic hero. Nutrition has always been important to me, as well as exercise, I believed it more likely that aliens would abduct me, the benign and generous ones like Kryptonians, but I never suspected that I, a vegetarian almost vegan, literary and science geek, would ever become a vampire. I had a dream once that I was one before I became one, to different dreamer it might have been a nightmare but I was amused. I was born to an extended and immediate family of Catholics, but while I renounced nothing I had more a syncretic spiritual worldview, one of the paragon traits of a geek and I have them all, sceptical, rational and wise. I have never had a girlfriend yet I have, it is funny that I mention it, an emotional vampire friend, well he calls me a friend for some pestering reason, he is probably in denial of being homosexual and what else I abhor about him is that he snobbishly and hubristically believes himself infallible, I should have excruciatingly tortured him many times in the past but I was too polite and masochistically allowing of his myriad of sadistic insulting antics, I could not risk not getting future house, pet and garden sitting jobs and favourable errand duties to earn money – but I have digressed, my parents were starting to think I was gay too as they were wondering how to cope with such a prospective reality, but I became a vampire through a choice as my sire, well the vampire was a woman so maybe ‘ mothered’, asked me after she attack him while house sitting, “Become a vampire or die?!” and was like, “I am not ready to die!”, so ya I became a vampire and now my parents whom I live with every other day or night when not house sitting have to accept I am still pleasant to be around, I am not an abomination and that I won’t suck their blood or kill them. What a rude awakening. Anyway, I have always been mischievously influential and suggestive, indeed a trait of which has been amplified, because I managed to convince my parents to let me continue to reside with them, I mean I am twenty two years old, I am trying to make a living, lol that’s funny, because I am undead, well not technically as biologically I am still alive. You see, vampires like me, real vampires, their hearts still pump, their organs still function with the need for blood and other chemicals and hormones and other stuff, imagine me as Marvel graphic novel’s character Wolverine, he has a healing factor of which keeps him young and healthy, the same with real vampires like me, yet I am pale, well I was pale white before I became a vampire but now my skin is like strong, elastically tight and vigourous beautifully unblemished irony or porcelain and my teeth are more predatory alluring curved, sharp and pointy. Now let me tell you, vampires like me need ultra-nutrition, I don’t kill anyone or animal, I sample their blood like doping, and their blood is digestible. I am a nice guy, a hang out at gym exercising and then find a tough guy in the showers and toilet area, get him alone, make him tranquilly submitting and vulnerable, safely take a bite, moderately drink a pint or two, and with my tongue and healing saliva heal the wound and take him to brunch, lunch or dinner as I invest in my prey whom I refer to myself as a ‘cow’ and he should replenish his stolen blood soon and maybe take another sucking bite another time as I repress his memories of being ‘milked’ and I say, “Goodbye and see you later!” This happens every day sometimes to the same people and some to new victims as I expand the pool of nourishment. I don’t suck blood from females, I mean they are more likely to have anaemia and PMS so they suffer enough. But sometimes I buy blood from blood banks. Now let me inform you, dear reader, that I also eat and drink vegetarian foods and beverages as I still need other nourishment, thus that means I still excrete and urinate waste. You see, my new life is a blissfully content one as I adapt and stay away from stagnation. You know what popular fictional culture has taught you about vampires bursting into incinerating flames, that is not true and neither do I sparkle like crystallised diamonds, vampires like me are merely sensitive to light, sun light, we just get redly sun-burnt of which heals in the shadow or the moon-light, strange, is it not? While some of us have a phobia for sun light because of its excruciating affects, I, based on who I was before being converted to vampirism, am a masochist and as I like the reminder of pain or pangs, there is some pleasure to it. For your information, I still sleep eight hours either throughout the day or night, depending what is happening on Satellite Cable Television or some impressive and exciting must-experience interacting events. Dreams for a vampire like me is awesome, I was a lucid dreamer when I was just extraordinarily human, but now a maturing vampire human I can have dreams like the excellence watched and alluded to in the movie ‘Inception’ and I can also ‘mental project’, yes I did not mention the word ‘astral’ because I did not like it as I am not a sun, so that means I can live and interact during the day naked in sun-light unburnt and invisible to everyone else and continue experiencing whatever through stimulation of the psychic body senses. Now my aspirations, I want to become a literary author, male-model after preparation of bodybuilding and lifestyle excellence tutor-mentor for children, but I am concerned about myself appearance since I am enhancing and developing in sheer awe-inspiring, eerily terrifying and formidably leanly muscular handsomeness that my clients might realise I am a vampire, thus they might persecute me and that is not amusing. Finally, I am evolving with every day that passes towards optimal maturity, my mental psychic abilities and senses are keenly growing and strengthening, my vision becoming telescopic, adaptive to night-time and x-ray viewing, my finger and toe nails are becoming like sharp claws and skin becoming more robustly durable and invulnerable to wounds. I believe becoming a vampiric superman/spider-man, and I like it.
Chapter two: Heroics
Yes, dear reader, this geeky vampire named Byron gets high on being heroic and cannabis is also amusing and tranquillising. There needs to be a purpose to this power and that answer is responsibility, altruism and justice. As for hunger, the lust for blood, while at first overwhelming, in time and progress to maturity, it becomes controllable and satisfied more easily. When I first became a vampire all I could think about was nutritious blood, thus I patrolled the streets as I became a vigilante to suck the blood of murderers, rapists, criminals and jerks to survive. My vampire mother every now and again watched my progress and mentored me with her expertise, her name is Sapphia, and she is my backup and informant about everything I need to know to be successful in fighting crime through retributive Justice. Sapphia is an ancient vampire, she remembers experiencing most historical and mythical events and she is excellent at surviving. Her reason for mothering me is that every century she needs to new person to motherly act for and earn her vampiric child’s regard and platonic love. Sapphia has told me she stalked me for a while through the internet and from a distance out in the open before she converted me with her corruptive essence substance she calls ‘venom’. I first met and was aware of her when I attended a graphic novel and movie convention, her cosplay (guise) was based on her personality and real appearance of which inspired a graphic novel artist to base a character on her in past decades ago, an elegant immortal warrior priestess anti-heroine named ‘Snowowl’. I attended the convention as Superman, irony that now in the sun I become red as a lobster with sun-burns whenever I am in the sun. Sapphia took me on a tour that day of the convention and we had much laughs. Each year I would meet Sapphia again at the same convention and we would share our experiences of the year that past when we were not present. Sapphia’s stories were interesting as the graphic novels and movies we came to celebrate but she gave no obvious hints about her vampiric nature unless it was very subtle and camouflaged itself in the information. As for her current profession, Sapphia is a successful and prosperous psycho-analyst, -iatrist and –ologist, she likes to spice up her sessions with her patients, never is there dull unhelpful routine and some people think her extreme as far as how deep she probes and encourages transcendence and coping. Sapphia is also an expert fighter, master (mistress) of martial arts and so nowadays she kicks my ass very well and unexpectedly, but it is good for my development if I want to learn to be as excellent as her and try to surpass her in my own style. So I am exploring what undead life can be and meeting Sapphia’s many surviving sons and daughters through vampirism.
Chapter three: I am the Fruit-bat
Through Sapphia’s vast wealth she can invest in me to become a superhero with the supersuit, the gadgets, mask, helmet and lair. To my surprise I meet one of Sapphia’s vampiric daughters whom I am instantly and romantically attracted to, she is a pure paragon of Native American Red Indian-ness, centuries old since the invasion of North America with the Europeans, a princess priestess she was whom is now a beloved cultural heroine and politician aspiring to be the first woman and Native American President of the United States, her name is Miakoda Honey-badger. She is a magically, exquisitely and solemnly beautiful woman with a great cause for the empowerment, investment and better care and respect of her people and the other minorities by the majorities and to share the world properly and equally. While I furnish my lair and order custom-made superhero stuff I start and continue courting Miakoda who is looks my age, a young adult. Since centuries ago Miakoda has been adapting and secretly helping her people, but now is the right time to help them in a far more great way through freedom and reinvigourating their rich cultures and those repressed minorities.
My supersuit is a badass adaptation of Batman’s since it has that vampiric bat theme, it has deep dark black and purple colourful style including a very artful bat logo on the chest. In this time preceding my first official vigilantism as the ‘Fruit-bat’ Sapphia, Miakoda and the rest of Sapphia’s many expert vampiric children give me advice about how to be successful and best survive. Sapphia’s children also remind me to change my identity every five years as most people will think that I am Dorian Gray or a vampire, so it is safe to move on and adopt a new surname, disguise one’s face and hair and use new artificial finger prints whenever in public and providing evidence of this new identity in documents from the system.
Chapter four: First Mission
With all my supporters and allies ready to facilitate me I thrust myself into the urbane metropolis of New York City, like Batman my missions shall happen at night since the day is either there for me to sleep and dream or go to gym to do some bodybuilding and suck some blood and do some male-modelling, and yes I can and everyone else can see my reflection in mirrors and photographs, it is just stupid to think that I won’t show up in either place I mean I am still here. On my days off I do lifestyle excellence tutoring and mentoring for children with great prospective potential for those who can afford it or not, of which I use my mesmerism to calm them down, focus on succeeding and respect my insight as I expose them to everything connected to what they need to focus on to accomplish and master the prefix aspiring adjective word hyphened plus whatever word one could combine with the prefix, for example, if the prefix is ‘beautiful’, then one adds a hyphen and then the word ‘exercise’, that means callisthenics, thus I make them commit to engrossing themselves in regularly practising this activity at least once a day in their schedule of which I also fill the rest of the day for them with other activities related to ‘beautiful’, like music, writing, story-writing, drawing, crafts, science, sport, astronomy and etcetera.
There is a mastermind criminal causing regular scourges in New York City, a blonde femme fatale named by the newspapers ‘Miss Covetous’ and now it is my job to bring her justice. Miss Covetous seems to be a formidable foe not easy to arrest and make submit through her warrior resilience, thus I have an arduous difficulty to surmount with all my best strategic ingenuity and genre savvy wits to entrap this unruly ambitious adventuress. First I must lure her and cause a decoy to happen, immobilise and incapacitate her with tranquillising darts or with a weighted binding rope net Taser or a bear hug from the back as I interlock my legs around her’s to make her incapable of escape through trying to break free by kicking me in the balls and squeeze harder and harder until she faints or I quickly administer an injection tranquilliser and leave my mark of the ‘Fruit-bat’ in a note to make me famous and infamous. Now that I have planned my simulated acts in my mind I must take control of leading her where I want and where she is unexpectedly most vulnerable.
Tonight Miss Covetous has infiltrated a science research, experimentation and development laboratory and accidently alerted the law enforcement, my transportation tonight is a thematic custom-made motorcycle of which I shall protectively conceal later when I arrived at my destination and on foot and through parkour chase Miss Covetous and then return to it to escape the law enforcement whom may want to arrest me too, for taking the law into my own hands, and then make her aware of my existence through annoying surprise and commence my strategic entrapment of her. All while executing my simulated plans and fall-back reactive adaptation manoeuvre plans I keep a cool, amused and patient mind as if I were playing a computer console game and provoke my prey through sarcastic and mischievous humour and ending the conflict with piercing her neck’s skin with my vampiric teeth to suck and drink a pint of trophy blood and healing the wound with my tongue’s saliva and concluding my performance by releasing her to the law enforcement authorities and leaving a note of what my code-name alias shall be called in the newspapers – the Fruit-bat.
I return to my lair to watch the news and video conference with my vampiric coven to share how the experience felt for me. Soon my vampiric coven sends a list of most wanted criminals to be arrested to me to focus from now onwards of which shall perhaps include new criminals later as time progresses. Just as Heroes are made every day for whatever motivation, want or needful necessity, as are Villains similarly made and rise to become scourges of society.
Chapter five: Inveterate
As I establish myself as the city’s saviour and role-model like any superhero as they grow into maturity the city becomes small compared to the suffering the country and the world, thus now I must become an international superhero and perhaps assemble a league of superheroes and heroines, mostly vampires like me and transcended humans through magic or science. The dawn of justice has arrived and become necessity and so I must advertise.
Soon in time, these needed superheroes and heroines hear the vocation and assemble in my new lair in a dormant volcano mountain located in the tropical Pacific Ocean on a fertile and prosperously full of wildlife island called the ‘Paradise and Citadel of Justice’. Leisurely do the superheroes and heroines frolic at this secret and private vacation island before the league gets down to business. ‘The League of Transcended Heroes and Heroines for Justice’ they agree on being referred to as.
Chapter six: Aliens
Many more months later after much success and regard, a global phenomenon happens as an alien spacecraft falls out of space and the sky onto Earth and the alien inside warns humanity of a harbinger of evil aliens approaching and to prepare themselves to exercise war against them. The alien whom announced the warning mentions he is not of the same species of evil aliens, but representative from a federation of many different cooperating species of good, honourable and trustworthy aliens called the Infallible aliens from the first enduring space empire of the cosmos, the Winonans nearest the centre of the cosmos far, far away. The evil enemy are the League of Cruel Masters of Domination. The alien mentions the Infallible aliens will now carefully and eligibly choose one of each gender from each region of state or province of each country will be abducted from Earth to represent as warriors whom the Infallible aliens will transcend and train to be perfect to join the cosmic Infallible warriors to exercise war against the League of Cruel Masters of Domination. The alien mentions that the Infallible warriors now have more qualified paladins than their enemy and should be triumphant and that the Earthlings should not worry as the Infallibles and the represented abducted Earthlings will protect Earth and earn their alliance in the cosmos.
Soon as what was mentioned comes to past and Byron Saint Lupo also known as The Fruit-bat is chosen from the state of New York and so are the rest of ‘The League of Transcended Heroes and Heroines for Justice’ and also other special people from the planet.
Soon after being abducted through a tractor beam of light of which burns me because I am a vampire the experimental treatment and operation begin to make me more superior. The aliens are not one race but numerous different species of advanced primates each shaped in the optimal evolutionary form with bestial features subtle or greatly obvious, their colours vary, size proportionately giant, leanly muscular, haired and sharp fingernailed.
Several hours, days actually, after excruciating growth spurts of my bones, muscles and organs and with faculty, fitness and health optimised later the procedure has become successful as I notice myself, Miakoda and the ‘League of Transcended Heroes and Heroines for Justice’ appear and feel like superhuman proportionate erotically beautiful giant body-builders ranging in height from seven foot to seven foot five.
The Infallible aliens mention, telepathically mind-speak their desire to test the patients in academic combat as the patients should practically interpret, demonstrate and develop their newly endowed technical upload of cunning, intelligence and skills against each other before being allowed to return prepared to surface Earth by proving themselves worthy to lead their species and boast of each of their glory before being summoned to protect cosmic order and peace. While developing an awe and formidable trust and convincing leading authority, incapacitation defeating techniques and awareness of what is, how to control and how to manipulate science they commence to experience adventures, learning and love. It is revealed to the abducted patients that there is a pact and treaty between the Infallible aliens and humans where they help each other through their perspectives, investment and indulgence in each other. The Infallible aliens are curious, intelligent and wise and collectively want beauty, order, peace, progress and prosperity. The Infallible aliens mention the status of the universe is largely in peaceful orderly unity however there are some species whom want disorder whom are enemies somewhere in cosmos, they are savage, intelligent and marauding, they are called the Cruel Masters of Domination. The Infallible aliens encourage the abducted patients to have a good friend, preferably a mate so that they shall fight harder to protect and avenge them. The Infallible aliens mention to the abducted patients that they have been assigned a mate from each of their countries present here among the abducted patients for when they return to Earth, my mate is Miakoda Honey-badger of which I am glad. The enhanced human giants some strangers decide to work as a team with their mates and be friendly with their fellow abducted patients, they commence by trusting and saving each other from failure, fight back-to-back, honourably respect each other, make sure they help each other not to fall behind and perform etiquette manners. The Infallible aliens, before returning the abducted patients to Earth, mention how the abducted patients have been gifted with superpowers fuelled by music as it affects the mind and body, especially awesomely, ecstatically and empowering aesthete, courageous and meaningful music, with different genres of music certain adaptation superpower gifts of abilities are activated and can be utilised, however incompetent and poorly played music weakens the abducted patients' superpowers' quality as does silence and that the abducted patients should use travelling bands and summon orchestras for back-up and amplification and also utilise acappella music to be a source of fuel to such a person's superpowers. The abducted patients, a male and female abducted from every province or state of every country, share similarities, they are extremely and dynamically health-conscious, literary, music, sport and technical science eccentric experimentalist geeks, helpful, honourable, responsible and trustworthy, insightfully mindful, wise and righteous and keen to accomplish excellence, and some were unkempt sexy diamonds in the rough as their physiques were either scrawny or obese, yet they are also coyly socially awkward albeit also flirty and wily. Their superpowers are telekinesis, telepathy, super-strength, illusion-making, flight, healing factor, invulnerability, adaptation immunity, agility, optimal senses, telescopic vision, heat and freeze vision and psychometry.
The paladins are also educated that The Infallible aliens’s religion incorporates love (beauty), science (technology) and peace (wisdom and order). They have three deities ‘Vel’ the bride represents Love and Beauty, ‘Raz’ the husband represents Science and Technology and ‘Acor’ the adopted father represents Peace, Wisdom and Order. They show themselves to the Winonans and Infallibles on every special occasion and also rarely in an emergency. The deities are ideas focused and believed in so much that they became real and survived and prosper from their elaborate investment in their people in immortalising their traits and personalities and empowering them with further amplified potency of faculty, capability and instinct. The Infallible aliens work together to solve problems through believing and invigorating their gods so that these gods may be capable of making the seemingly impossible plausible.
These deities have many children, there are demi-deities and enhanced transcended deities whom similarly represent and embody abstracts. Emperors/empresses and kings/queens are from dynasties of the demi-deities. Since these deities are begotten from ideas they are so capable of being corrupted, thus for each solar system each inhabitable planet with similar life each have to experience evolution and these deities adapt and future for all of the cosmos is either risk or in hope. So when there is space exploration and conquests each species of primate have developed, feel, is motivated, think and want differently. Some civilizations are similar and compatible, like Earth and the capital home world of the Infallible aliens, ‘Wino’.
Weapons like swords, arrows and whips are used, shields, traps and guns also are utilised and combat, crushing and maiming are performed. With music transmitted by the Infallible aliens to the Paladins's hearing devices, the cunning, fierce and savvy Paladins yell war-cries as they experiment with discovering their enemies' weaknesses and thus cripple, incapacitate and arrest their enemies, nullify the threats and tie up loose ends. The war lasts and concludes after several hours with the Infallible aliens and Paladins surviving and triumphing as they capture the surviving enemy and taking them to be indoctrinated and convinced they were wrong and should embrace a new lifestyle, that which is essentially Infallible.
The Paladins returning to Earth have many detours with new meanings and worlds to explore and enjoy. Since there is utter order and peace in the cosmos, bliss can reign, thus the Paladins are transported to planet Wino for celebrations.
The oldest, most experienced, established and stabilised civilisation in the universe nearest to the centre of the cosmos has prospered, the meaning of their species and civilisation name is ‘Infallible’. The latest emperor of the Infallible aliens’s name is Keth-zel of the first enduring royal dynasty of all primate in the universe and he searches for the most eligible maiden to be his worthy wife, she must be paragon of his preferences, pulchritudinously exquisite, resiliently strong and dynamically ingenious. It is his ambition to discover this perfect miracle. Keth-zel, himself, has persevered to match such a museful lover, thus he has greatly and wisely invested in himself to impress such a similar mate.
To be continued…
Tuesday, 17 March 2015
Wednesday, 17 September 2014
'Earn Your Happy Ending'
Earn Your Happy Ending
Chapter one: The Mists of the Magical realm
Once a upon a time there were two nearby dominions of elf civilisations, those who lived in a prosperous urban industrialised palace and city called the Elegant and those who lived in a vast rich dark fertile enchanted forest called the Wild. Each of the respective monarchies have several children, but their eldest children are arranged to marry once they reach marriageable maturity while each of their other and younger children shall marry into other elf dominions further away. The Elegant monarchy’s eldest child is a female named Glory and the Wild monarchy’s eldest child is a male named Keen. Glory and Keen are around the same age, presently both are at the age of ten and now their parental monarchs have decided to commence the engagement phase as now the future couple should live together and be further educated by worthy selected tutors in a neutral realm, the dominion of the non-magical folk, to test their compatibility and prepare them for the challenges later in life.
Chapter two: Adapting
Once pampered and cared for Glory now she has to take of herself and her future husband, as for Keen he is familiar with taking care of himself but never did he have to protect, care and pamper for anyone but himself. Beyond the mists which cloak, separate and is a magical portal and wall between realms and into the dominion of the non-magical human folk where magic is not allowed or possible to achieve by the natives belonging to this different species and hard labour and survival is always a responsibility and concern do the future married couple and their tutors travel to a new home, a large cottage, of which is harmoniously located and styled industriously urban and primitively wild. While they stay here they must to disguise themselves – concealing their elfish features – and overachieve in keeping up appearances in this non-magical human folk community.
Elves have strong passions and beliefs, they question and act contrary to mainstream society of the humans and other species as they mischievously disagree how things continue, they darkly brood over each of their struggles and beliefs like control freaks and drama-royalty. Elves are very attractive physically and in terms of their personalities, each possessing a great deal of magnetism and charisma, as they use these abilities to achieve social and romantic dominance whenever necessary. Elves are very intelligent, perceptive, sophisticated, educated, cunning and adaptable, intensely self-critical and introspective and also self-centered. Elves each have a unique mystique, they are extremely passionate and many things haunt them. They see each other’s’ values and passions as above and better than those of other species, manifesting moments of arrogance and each a martyr-like attitude. But they also have an intense dynamic drive and determination to live out each other’s philosophy sometimes without regard to other species’ philosophies.
Glory’s tutor and mentor is a crone with still a fresh mind, named Owl, of which allows her to be an expert in knowing vast knowledge of technicalities and the bigger picture of the Elegant and other dominions of the planet’s culture, skill and invented innovations. Keen’s tutor and mentor is a sage also with a fresh mind, named Raven, of which is much like Owl’s however he is more aware of farming, studying the environment and war technical combat.
Soon the royal students and mentor tutors encounter and meet two runaway brother and sister orphans the same maturity as the royal engaged students, named Hugo and Jessica, whom beg the four elves to allow them to join their home and work to earn their privilege of safely and comfortably living with them. Nobly the four elves accept them as servants, decide what these servants should accomplish throughout everyday on schedule and how generous they will reward their servants. As the royal engaged students get to know their servants whom they mutually become fond of, secretly do Glory and Keen reveal magic to them and amuse themselves in frolicsome mischief together. After a year later the royal elf monarchs wish to inspect their children’s engagement and education’s quality progress so Glory and Keen are invited back to their respective dominions for a demonstration through a gala ball at each dominion’s palace. Glory takes Jessica with her and Keen takes Hugo with him to show off how skilled and talented their friendly servants are to each of their parents and siblings.
Chapter three: Supernatural exploration
Before leaving the elf dominions and magical realm Glory and Keen take Jessica and Hugo on an exploration adventure to experiment and discover what is unknown to them all whom are not yet optimally wise and experienced. They commence travelling on unicorns, one unicorn per group of two. The two unicorns names are Swift and Alacrity and these unicorns can talk as elves and non-magical folk can and do. Swift and Alacrity listen to Glory and Keen’s plan to reclaim a treasure trophy from the hoarding dragon Covetous far, far away, and thus Swift and Alacrity advise the royal engaged student couple and their stalwart servants to visit the nearby dwarf dominion to purchase armour, weapons and gadgets in preparation and prevention of being injured, broken or killed, and so the fellowship of four decide to agree and make it happen. Later the dwarves they meet recognise Glory and Keen take them to their monarch leaders of who respectfully, politely and concerned that the royal engaged student elves have no guide for their journey welcome their visitors to their mountain mine, palace and city and curiously ask Glory and Keen what and how could they aid them. Glory and Keen ask for discretion as they intend to go on an adventure to reclaim precious treasure trophies from the infamous dragon Covetous far, far away and that they require tailored and custom-made adventure garb, armour, weapons and gadgets to successfully triumph in their endeavour/quest. The dwarf monarch leaders acquiesce to their customers providing they collect something special for the dwarf monarch leaders, however they generously affirm that one of their best protector guides should lead the fellowship to the dragon Covetous and help them acquire what is necessary. Once mutually in agreement, soon Glory, Jessica, Keen and Hugo are colourfully and stylistically outfitted, comfortably armoured and wielding weapons and gadgets of which the fellowship children experiment with and practise under the supervision of their crafts-persons and their protector guide, Quartz. Sometime later while peacefully and tranquilly riding through the beautifully majestic wilderness of the magical realm they encounter an eerie, mysterious and riddling-truth-sooth-saying haunting of ghosts at a bridge whom they decide to ask for information of how safe their journey shall be. The ghosts immediately warn them fellowship of wild, savage and woeful scourges in the forms of cursed anthropomorphic beast monsters, they could cure them if they can enchant a reversal poem antidote spell and that they should pursue the griffins for a safe rapid getaway after escaping the dragon Covetous. The fellowship generously thanks the ghosts with books to read and then continue to embark on their adventure onwards while preparing a reversal poem antidote enchantment called 'Redemption of the penitently suffering'. Later on their travels several cursed predator monsters ambush them, however the enchantment poem is complete now all they have to do is to defensively protect themselves with a magically manifested infernal ring wall of fire and fight off those whom manage to infiltrate the protective circle, chant with feeling and focus their magic to affect the monsters. Several times the fellowship chants the reversal poem antidote enchantment and each time they conclude the chanted poem the monsters change appearance and become more civilised and tame in behaviour. Once the metamorphosis is complete and the monsters' true forms are revealed to those of three elves, two male and one female, two male dwarves and a witch and wizard whom wish to repay their saviours with facilitating the fellowship in their journey to reclaim treasure trophies from the dragon Covetous's treasury lair. The once cursed monsters reveal the truth of how they became cursed, they mention it was because of punishment for performing forbidden dark magic and crimes of which they were blinded by their ambition and extreme good intentions through alternative methods. Their names, the three elves are called, Shadow, Moonlight and Halo, the two male dwarves are called Adamant and Obsidian, the witch and wizard's names are Purple and Blue.
Sometime later the fellowship visit the bottom of the mountain where they dismount the unicorns and the protector dwarf guide's horse and where the eyries of the griffins reside on the plateau to hire them as getaway transportation from the dragon's hoard treasury castle of which he now squatters and commence their climbing the precipitous face of the mountain to reach together and convince the griffins to help them. Once they arrive at standing upon the plateau of the mountain where the eyries are housed they visit the griffins' leader for permission for the griffins to help the fellowship on their mission. The powerfully strong, courageous and wise griffin leader named Masterful congratulates the fellowship together in their arduous effort of successfully climbing the precipitous mountain and so in reward he listens to Glory and Keen's adventure's plan, experiences thus far and how the griffins can best help the fellowship. Like the dwarf monarch leaders Masterful also wants something precious and special from the hoard of Covetous, so he agrees to facilitate them in their most desperate need for escape. To help the fellowship hurry on their journey Masterful orders his servants to transport the fellowship in the right direction of the dragon Covetous's treasury castle lair and safely land to disembark the passengers before they can summon their transportation animals to continue their journey.
Later in their travels they encounter a mysteriously eerie lone old wizard called 'Blaze' who mentions he is on a similar journey to win treasure from the dragon Covetous through a game of cunning, mystery and wits. The fellowship can't help but not trust him for some unclear instinctual doubtful warning, but ignoring thus advice they accept him to travel in their procession. Throughout the marching of unicorns, a horse and several couple of feet in shoes the fellowship learns more about each other, especially about Blaze. What they learn is thus: Glory likes reading, leisure and organising, Jessica likes flowers, animals and swimming, Keen likes traps, fighting and exercising, Hugo likes enigmas, riddles and puzzles, Quartz likes song-writing, instrument crafting and dancing, Shadow likes astronomy, science and experimentation, Moonlight likes painting, alchemy and whittling, Halo likes tinkering, exploring and creating new magic, Adamant likes food, drink and erotica, Obsidian likes architecture, weapons and warmongering, Purple likes speaking to the dead, reanimating corpses and dancing frolicsome and naked in cemeteries, Blue likes controlling water, creating cold and fashioning frozen objects and Blaze likes treasure, games and understanding mysteries.
Chapter four: Not there
After many hours since the fellowship first began their journey they have arrived at their destination, the treasury caste lair of Covetous of which its appearance is grotesquely awesome and formidable. But suddenly as they warily pussyfoot into the treasury they notice that the dragon is not there, missing from protecting his hoard of treasure. They are both relieved and terrified, the latter because they wonder if Covetous had been expecting them and thus may ambush them when they are vulnerably amusing themselves as they blissfully frolic with the precious mineral wealth. Thus they try to exercise caution however still enjoy these treasures as they chose the best treasures for themselves and those whom they owe. But suddenly before they exit with their sacks and bags of treasure Blaze surprises them by shapeshifting into the dragon Covetous and expressively revealing his real true identity with terrifying and menacing mannerisms. Subsequently Covetous solemnly, machiavellianly, scornfully and fairly demands they win their share of the treasure and the treasure they owe to others from him through challenges and that if they forfeit or lose they shall be devoured.
Chapter five: The Examples of the Solved Mysteries of the Sciences and Mathematics of Magic
The Dragon Covetous is fiercely curious, intelligent and talented, however he has not yet mastered understanding everything, as to understand everything is to control and be empowered by everything. The dragon can shapeshift from dragon to man with great difficulty, but he wants to clone himself several times so each of him can focus on exploring and understanding an enigma, mystery or riddle after each experiment before being absorbed by the original to allow the original to understand all, but he needs different believers, perspectives and experts to help him understand and enable him to clone himself, thus through these challenging games of sufficiently analysing the technical sciences and mathematics of magic he does not lose as he either satisfies his hunger or learns to understand something new or an innovation. This treasure hoarding dragon known as Covetous is obsessed with all kinds of treasure metaphorical or literal. The dragon knows he must transcend to allow himself to understand new and greater mysteries, thus he has been developing his mind very zealously with alacrituous exercise pushes his limits. The dragon also knows there are many ingredients to everything and every possible variety of combination, he knows he must be aware of much to manifest everything beyond what wizards are able and trained to limitedly make things so. This dangerous adventure has just become perilous if they are not saved through the miracles of correctly answering the dragon.
Glory suggests organising the dragon's mind more efficiently, effectively and understand the correct context of what he is trying to understand, Jessica suggests focusing on developing his cloning powers through analysing the ingredients of flowers and animals first, Keen suggests optimally exercising the body as well as the mind and eating the most nutritious plant material, Hugo suggests the dragons should think the opposite as he usually does to understand more, Quartz suggests the dragon learn musical rhythm to help control the ingredients, Shadow suggests the dragon should collect, assemble and combine his resources of ingredients in groups, Moonlight suggests the dragon use the idea of painting, the combination of extra editions of actions and ingredients through experimentation, Halo suggests the dragon tinker machines and magic with physical demonstrations and simulations, Adamant suggests the dragon savour and imagine new perfection, Obsidian suggests the dragon use shapes and how they interact with other to help him see in depth how things intricately work, Purple suggests the dragon communicate with the dead for answers for their memories never fad and they continue to improve on their inventions and innovations in the afterlife, Blue suggests the dragon manipulate the elements and observe how these elements affect each other in different ways. Suddenly the dragon agrees and understands he was thinking in the wrong context all along, thanks them and allows them to leave with their treasures.
The fellowship has each successfully averted a terribly painful death through their sheer ingenuity. The fellowship now thinks fondly of the dragon and now hope to advertise the positivity of the dragon to the world. Thus now they summon their griffins for transportation, subsequently they reward the griffins, disassemble to their rightful home dominion and then Glory, Jessica, Keen, Hugo, Quartz, Adamant and Obsidian return to the dwarf dominion where the children depart and travel back to the two dominions of the elves to boast of worthy glory ere leaving the mists of the magical realm to the non-magical folk realm and dominion to continue experiencing the further progression of Glory and Keen's engagement and the education of all the four children.
To be continue to the end.
Chapter one: The Mists of the Magical realm
Once a upon a time there were two nearby dominions of elf civilisations, those who lived in a prosperous urban industrialised palace and city called the Elegant and those who lived in a vast rich dark fertile enchanted forest called the Wild. Each of the respective monarchies have several children, but their eldest children are arranged to marry once they reach marriageable maturity while each of their other and younger children shall marry into other elf dominions further away. The Elegant monarchy’s eldest child is a female named Glory and the Wild monarchy’s eldest child is a male named Keen. Glory and Keen are around the same age, presently both are at the age of ten and now their parental monarchs have decided to commence the engagement phase as now the future couple should live together and be further educated by worthy selected tutors in a neutral realm, the dominion of the non-magical folk, to test their compatibility and prepare them for the challenges later in life.
Chapter two: Adapting
Once pampered and cared for Glory now she has to take of herself and her future husband, as for Keen he is familiar with taking care of himself but never did he have to protect, care and pamper for anyone but himself. Beyond the mists which cloak, separate and is a magical portal and wall between realms and into the dominion of the non-magical human folk where magic is not allowed or possible to achieve by the natives belonging to this different species and hard labour and survival is always a responsibility and concern do the future married couple and their tutors travel to a new home, a large cottage, of which is harmoniously located and styled industriously urban and primitively wild. While they stay here they must to disguise themselves – concealing their elfish features – and overachieve in keeping up appearances in this non-magical human folk community.
Elves have strong passions and beliefs, they question and act contrary to mainstream society of the humans and other species as they mischievously disagree how things continue, they darkly brood over each of their struggles and beliefs like control freaks and drama-royalty. Elves are very attractive physically and in terms of their personalities, each possessing a great deal of magnetism and charisma, as they use these abilities to achieve social and romantic dominance whenever necessary. Elves are very intelligent, perceptive, sophisticated, educated, cunning and adaptable, intensely self-critical and introspective and also self-centered. Elves each have a unique mystique, they are extremely passionate and many things haunt them. They see each other’s’ values and passions as above and better than those of other species, manifesting moments of arrogance and each a martyr-like attitude. But they also have an intense dynamic drive and determination to live out each other’s philosophy sometimes without regard to other species’ philosophies.
Glory’s tutor and mentor is a crone with still a fresh mind, named Owl, of which allows her to be an expert in knowing vast knowledge of technicalities and the bigger picture of the Elegant and other dominions of the planet’s culture, skill and invented innovations. Keen’s tutor and mentor is a sage also with a fresh mind, named Raven, of which is much like Owl’s however he is more aware of farming, studying the environment and war technical combat.
Soon the royal students and mentor tutors encounter and meet two runaway brother and sister orphans the same maturity as the royal engaged students, named Hugo and Jessica, whom beg the four elves to allow them to join their home and work to earn their privilege of safely and comfortably living with them. Nobly the four elves accept them as servants, decide what these servants should accomplish throughout everyday on schedule and how generous they will reward their servants. As the royal engaged students get to know their servants whom they mutually become fond of, secretly do Glory and Keen reveal magic to them and amuse themselves in frolicsome mischief together. After a year later the royal elf monarchs wish to inspect their children’s engagement and education’s quality progress so Glory and Keen are invited back to their respective dominions for a demonstration through a gala ball at each dominion’s palace. Glory takes Jessica with her and Keen takes Hugo with him to show off how skilled and talented their friendly servants are to each of their parents and siblings.
Chapter three: Supernatural exploration
Before leaving the elf dominions and magical realm Glory and Keen take Jessica and Hugo on an exploration adventure to experiment and discover what is unknown to them all whom are not yet optimally wise and experienced. They commence travelling on unicorns, one unicorn per group of two. The two unicorns names are Swift and Alacrity and these unicorns can talk as elves and non-magical folk can and do. Swift and Alacrity listen to Glory and Keen’s plan to reclaim a treasure trophy from the hoarding dragon Covetous far, far away, and thus Swift and Alacrity advise the royal engaged student couple and their stalwart servants to visit the nearby dwarf dominion to purchase armour, weapons and gadgets in preparation and prevention of being injured, broken or killed, and so the fellowship of four decide to agree and make it happen. Later the dwarves they meet recognise Glory and Keen take them to their monarch leaders of who respectfully, politely and concerned that the royal engaged student elves have no guide for their journey welcome their visitors to their mountain mine, palace and city and curiously ask Glory and Keen what and how could they aid them. Glory and Keen ask for discretion as they intend to go on an adventure to reclaim precious treasure trophies from the infamous dragon Covetous far, far away and that they require tailored and custom-made adventure garb, armour, weapons and gadgets to successfully triumph in their endeavour/quest. The dwarf monarch leaders acquiesce to their customers providing they collect something special for the dwarf monarch leaders, however they generously affirm that one of their best protector guides should lead the fellowship to the dragon Covetous and help them acquire what is necessary. Once mutually in agreement, soon Glory, Jessica, Keen and Hugo are colourfully and stylistically outfitted, comfortably armoured and wielding weapons and gadgets of which the fellowship children experiment with and practise under the supervision of their crafts-persons and their protector guide, Quartz. Sometime later while peacefully and tranquilly riding through the beautifully majestic wilderness of the magical realm they encounter an eerie, mysterious and riddling-truth-sooth-saying haunting of ghosts at a bridge whom they decide to ask for information of how safe their journey shall be. The ghosts immediately warn them fellowship of wild, savage and woeful scourges in the forms of cursed anthropomorphic beast monsters, they could cure them if they can enchant a reversal poem antidote spell and that they should pursue the griffins for a safe rapid getaway after escaping the dragon Covetous. The fellowship generously thanks the ghosts with books to read and then continue to embark on their adventure onwards while preparing a reversal poem antidote enchantment called 'Redemption of the penitently suffering'. Later on their travels several cursed predator monsters ambush them, however the enchantment poem is complete now all they have to do is to defensively protect themselves with a magically manifested infernal ring wall of fire and fight off those whom manage to infiltrate the protective circle, chant with feeling and focus their magic to affect the monsters. Several times the fellowship chants the reversal poem antidote enchantment and each time they conclude the chanted poem the monsters change appearance and become more civilised and tame in behaviour. Once the metamorphosis is complete and the monsters' true forms are revealed to those of three elves, two male and one female, two male dwarves and a witch and wizard whom wish to repay their saviours with facilitating the fellowship in their journey to reclaim treasure trophies from the dragon Covetous's treasury lair. The once cursed monsters reveal the truth of how they became cursed, they mention it was because of punishment for performing forbidden dark magic and crimes of which they were blinded by their ambition and extreme good intentions through alternative methods. Their names, the three elves are called, Shadow, Moonlight and Halo, the two male dwarves are called Adamant and Obsidian, the witch and wizard's names are Purple and Blue.
Sometime later the fellowship visit the bottom of the mountain where they dismount the unicorns and the protector dwarf guide's horse and where the eyries of the griffins reside on the plateau to hire them as getaway transportation from the dragon's hoard treasury castle of which he now squatters and commence their climbing the precipitous face of the mountain to reach together and convince the griffins to help them. Once they arrive at standing upon the plateau of the mountain where the eyries are housed they visit the griffins' leader for permission for the griffins to help the fellowship on their mission. The powerfully strong, courageous and wise griffin leader named Masterful congratulates the fellowship together in their arduous effort of successfully climbing the precipitous mountain and so in reward he listens to Glory and Keen's adventure's plan, experiences thus far and how the griffins can best help the fellowship. Like the dwarf monarch leaders Masterful also wants something precious and special from the hoard of Covetous, so he agrees to facilitate them in their most desperate need for escape. To help the fellowship hurry on their journey Masterful orders his servants to transport the fellowship in the right direction of the dragon Covetous's treasury castle lair and safely land to disembark the passengers before they can summon their transportation animals to continue their journey.
Later in their travels they encounter a mysteriously eerie lone old wizard called 'Blaze' who mentions he is on a similar journey to win treasure from the dragon Covetous through a game of cunning, mystery and wits. The fellowship can't help but not trust him for some unclear instinctual doubtful warning, but ignoring thus advice they accept him to travel in their procession. Throughout the marching of unicorns, a horse and several couple of feet in shoes the fellowship learns more about each other, especially about Blaze. What they learn is thus: Glory likes reading, leisure and organising, Jessica likes flowers, animals and swimming, Keen likes traps, fighting and exercising, Hugo likes enigmas, riddles and puzzles, Quartz likes song-writing, instrument crafting and dancing, Shadow likes astronomy, science and experimentation, Moonlight likes painting, alchemy and whittling, Halo likes tinkering, exploring and creating new magic, Adamant likes food, drink and erotica, Obsidian likes architecture, weapons and warmongering, Purple likes speaking to the dead, reanimating corpses and dancing frolicsome and naked in cemeteries, Blue likes controlling water, creating cold and fashioning frozen objects and Blaze likes treasure, games and understanding mysteries.
Chapter four: Not there
After many hours since the fellowship first began their journey they have arrived at their destination, the treasury caste lair of Covetous of which its appearance is grotesquely awesome and formidable. But suddenly as they warily pussyfoot into the treasury they notice that the dragon is not there, missing from protecting his hoard of treasure. They are both relieved and terrified, the latter because they wonder if Covetous had been expecting them and thus may ambush them when they are vulnerably amusing themselves as they blissfully frolic with the precious mineral wealth. Thus they try to exercise caution however still enjoy these treasures as they chose the best treasures for themselves and those whom they owe. But suddenly before they exit with their sacks and bags of treasure Blaze surprises them by shapeshifting into the dragon Covetous and expressively revealing his real true identity with terrifying and menacing mannerisms. Subsequently Covetous solemnly, machiavellianly, scornfully and fairly demands they win their share of the treasure and the treasure they owe to others from him through challenges and that if they forfeit or lose they shall be devoured.
Chapter five: The Examples of the Solved Mysteries of the Sciences and Mathematics of Magic
The Dragon Covetous is fiercely curious, intelligent and talented, however he has not yet mastered understanding everything, as to understand everything is to control and be empowered by everything. The dragon can shapeshift from dragon to man with great difficulty, but he wants to clone himself several times so each of him can focus on exploring and understanding an enigma, mystery or riddle after each experiment before being absorbed by the original to allow the original to understand all, but he needs different believers, perspectives and experts to help him understand and enable him to clone himself, thus through these challenging games of sufficiently analysing the technical sciences and mathematics of magic he does not lose as he either satisfies his hunger or learns to understand something new or an innovation. This treasure hoarding dragon known as Covetous is obsessed with all kinds of treasure metaphorical or literal. The dragon knows he must transcend to allow himself to understand new and greater mysteries, thus he has been developing his mind very zealously with alacrituous exercise pushes his limits. The dragon also knows there are many ingredients to everything and every possible variety of combination, he knows he must be aware of much to manifest everything beyond what wizards are able and trained to limitedly make things so. This dangerous adventure has just become perilous if they are not saved through the miracles of correctly answering the dragon.
Glory suggests organising the dragon's mind more efficiently, effectively and understand the correct context of what he is trying to understand, Jessica suggests focusing on developing his cloning powers through analysing the ingredients of flowers and animals first, Keen suggests optimally exercising the body as well as the mind and eating the most nutritious plant material, Hugo suggests the dragons should think the opposite as he usually does to understand more, Quartz suggests the dragon learn musical rhythm to help control the ingredients, Shadow suggests the dragon should collect, assemble and combine his resources of ingredients in groups, Moonlight suggests the dragon use the idea of painting, the combination of extra editions of actions and ingredients through experimentation, Halo suggests the dragon tinker machines and magic with physical demonstrations and simulations, Adamant suggests the dragon savour and imagine new perfection, Obsidian suggests the dragon use shapes and how they interact with other to help him see in depth how things intricately work, Purple suggests the dragon communicate with the dead for answers for their memories never fad and they continue to improve on their inventions and innovations in the afterlife, Blue suggests the dragon manipulate the elements and observe how these elements affect each other in different ways. Suddenly the dragon agrees and understands he was thinking in the wrong context all along, thanks them and allows them to leave with their treasures.
The fellowship has each successfully averted a terribly painful death through their sheer ingenuity. The fellowship now thinks fondly of the dragon and now hope to advertise the positivity of the dragon to the world. Thus now they summon their griffins for transportation, subsequently they reward the griffins, disassemble to their rightful home dominion and then Glory, Jessica, Keen, Hugo, Quartz, Adamant and Obsidian return to the dwarf dominion where the children depart and travel back to the two dominions of the elves to boast of worthy glory ere leaving the mists of the magical realm to the non-magical folk realm and dominion to continue experiencing the further progression of Glory and Keen's engagement and the education of all the four children.
To be continue to the end.
'May you happily live long and prosper'
May you happily live long and prosper
Chapter one: The Grudge
Salvatore Castle, a travelling Byronic anti-hero vigilante drifter with a grudge, since a young age, against everyone who ruins, steals and denies the happiness from the undeserving innocent is a spirit of retribution and justice. His unhappiness in life inspired his ambition to rectify the world and so now he is called the ‘Saintly Teacher’ as he is awesomely famous and formidably infamous for his lessons of repentance. He searches for evil people to haunt and does not leave a town, city or suburb without absolutely purging it through his lessons unless it is necessary to avoid the national law enforcement agents and continues his pilgrimage elsewhere where he delights in the suffering of those whom would dare deny the happiness of others. From the donations and payment of those whom he encourages to hire him and the money and merchandise he steals from the evil he lives a life of wise comfort, investment and indulgence. Salvatore drives a custom-made motorcycle of which he frequently upgrades and secretly and securely stores his income and trophies across the United States of America where this story is set in this present age of modern maturity.
Chapter two: Making examples of people
Salvatore Castle is, at the moment, twenty two years old and started this life as the Saintly Teacher since he graduated from high school as a successful but unhappy overachiever loner geek. Salvatore has vowed to make examples of people, show them his lessons and teach them to be better people, more honest, fair and generous. Salvatore is a very angry, cruelly kind and zealous person, he wants to be happy, at peace, optimal and relax after all his efforts have been a triumph and can acknowledge everyone and himself happy. What Salvatore abhors more than evil people denying the innocent happiness is stupidity, foolishness, obliviousness and wrongful ignorance which cause unnecessary things to happen, especially the domino effects. Salvatore is a vegetarian, cares for animals and loves the chase of hunting animals or people without torturing and killing, at least not for animals. Salvatore learns much from his explorations on his journey and purchases in cash enough books to amuse him when not driving, hunting down or teaching lessons to evil-doers. From his old life Salvatore has a faithful old friend, a maiden named ‘Athena Purple’, studying to be a psychiatrist who Salvatore keeps in contact through emails and voice telephone calls with to have informally helpful sessions and share what he thinks and feels as he continues to go deeper in his pilgrimage and journey of retribution, teaching lessons and justice.
Chapter three: Supremacy
In Los Angeles, California Salvatore Castle, today, encounters a supremacist evil organisation called ‘Pure’ willing to take over the world, design and decorate it as they prefer. This will be his greatest challenge yet, like a super spy he must infiltrate the headquarters, cripple and incapacitate the protectors of the masterminds in control and trap and teach lessons to the masterminds through punishment and repentance. Salvatore’s resilience, adaptation and techniques since day one has developed through strict, hard-core and challenging training into a supreme threat against even the most worthy of foes. Salvatore has developed many levels of great paragon manifestations of his smart, strong and destructive combat power he can release and use against a foe or many, these states of vigour and mind, from calmly cool cruel predation to absolute optimal righteous terrible torturous wrath and doom, are called Levels of Keenness.
Salvatore was bullied throughout his education by marauding, provoking, strong, tough and untouchable jerks thanks to their cowardice of legal expertise, because Salvatore did not stand up for himself, respect himself enough and fight back in the beginning, subsequently his disciplinary parents bullied him into changing that but while they encouraged moderateness Salvatore was a boy of extremes, like his dark-horse black sheep of the family paternal uncle who became a gallant vigilante hero years before, and he strived to become awesome, formidable and honourable and punish his bullies like they were irredeemable criminals rather than gain their respect through friendship. So Salvatore became a scourge of terror because of his pent up unforgiving anger unleased. But all while this happened Athena Purple watched him and tried to counsel him about what is appropriate but also listen to Salvatore’s problems, understand them and then translate how wisely he should express himself and still be satisfied. From then onwards Athena became Salvatore’s advising friend and pet, and Salvatore became Athena’s crush, muse and patient.
Ruthless, stoic, fearless, mentally tough, focused and dynamic Salvatore ambushes the ‘Pure’ defeating each one of them with a sardonic smile with sarcastic humourous catch-phrases insultingly spoken. Once he traps the masterminds of Pure he begins his lessons with analytically speaking as he explores the bigger picture circumstances of a what if scenario and evaluating how many people the Pure would have made, until then, unhappy in their established success and imagining how many people would be grateful of this potential to or not to happen, Salvatore explains to the Pure masterminds how unnecessary their schemes are and encouraging them to rather contribute to the success of making everyone happy than destroying what was with only some happy, then Salvatore begins his excruciating torture curses as he makes them regret ever wanting to commit such evil as denying the happiness of the greater good for everyone. Once the Pure is utterly defeated and bound and fettered with cuffs and anchors Salvatore leaves his scratched mark nearby with the advertising and encouraging statement to the innocent of all whom read it, “May you happily live long and prosper!”, ere drifting elsewhere for further adventure.
Chapter four: Homeward bound
Snežana Volkov, a nubile maiden of Russian lineage with platinum blonde hair, fair unblemished porcelain skinned, darkly stylistically broad and thick yet groomed eyebrows and innocently soft, alluring and sweet nymph features, desperately hires Salvatore at the local international airport where Salvatore was hoping to encounter someone to hire him to protect her on a road-trip across the country from the west coast to the east to escape the reach of her father’s mob disguised and concealed of which Miss Volkov promises to generously reward Mister Castle of which her duffel luggage shows the evidence of her promise. Salvatore decides to visit his hometown for Snežana to settle down there under the alias ‘Snow Fox’ to become a roommate with Athena Purple. Salvatore advises Snežana that whomever desiring to track and hunt them will discover it difficult and unpredictable if they travel with his motorcycle, but he warns her there may be delays in their journey as he explains what his job entails and but he also promises to keep her comfortable throughout the adventure. Salvatore assures Snežana that she chose well who would escort her to freedom and safety. Thus commences their journey when Snežana agrees to Salvatore’s terms as he subtly protects Miss Volkov while enjoying the conversation and beautiful panoramic view.
Since Snežana is a tourist Salvatore will try to show her the many famous and greatest tourist sites to appreciate as well as places to amuse themselves. As the journey episodically begins as Salvatore learns that Snežana was a successfully expert ballerina, harpist and survivalist huntress before she escaped Russia and shall demonstrate how great she can perform when most necessary and important to boast of her worthy glory. Snežana learns Salvatore has a mentor, his paternal uncle named Lancelot Castle, who is also an anti-hero vigilante called the ‘Promiscuous Sage Knight’ who investigates damsels in distress’s problems, fights their villains and receives payment in erotic sex and money of which he also steals money from the defeated villains and in recent years Salvatore helped a raped female fashion designer to successfully send her rapist to prison and so in repayment she continues to design and manufacture new modern evolved Red Indian style clothing and armour as well a blending in disguises of ordinary fashion for Salvatore to wear throughout each year casually or on a mission of which Salvatore stores them in storage in every state he has passed through. Salvatore, by the way, has thick black very lengthy hair reaching his buttock. For a stranger and even for one who knows and still communicates with him like Miss Athena Purple he is an eerie wolfish phenomenon to look at and watch. Salvatore has helped many people in the Northern states, these contacts, some whom are friends of his uncles, are always glad to help fuel up his motorcycle, feed him and provide secret accommodation whenever he visits. Salvatore does not have enough ally contacts in the south of USA as he has not explored it that much as only recently he went south to California from Oregon. Whatever pattern the country’s police were suspecting Salvatore to continue exploration of the United States of America through the Southern states they shall be wrong this time as he is now retracing his steps, however not obviously exposing himself, mostly going around the places the national police would suspect him to retrace.
Chapter five: Episodes, crimes against happiness
The duration of travelling through California, Oregon, Idaho, Wyoming, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania and into concluding the state of New York altogether shall take several weeks. Throughout these past years as the ‘Saintly Teacher’ Salvatore has always avoided and escaped the national police either through luck or by just leaving town whenever his clients were ready to summon the police to arrest the evil criminals against happiness, usually giving him a head start. Salvatore hopes to see how his presence has changed the northern states through his altruism and how the altruistic charities he encouraged those whom he helped to now help others of which he made them make promises to do good as he promised them he would someday visit them again to observe their progress.
California: Human trafficking
While much unhappiness there is anywhere, I shall mention of most important he rectified in the past, albeit he did help in other ways too, now Salvatore and Snežana travel north from Los Angeles to Sacramento to discover further news about how the people saved from Human trafficking are feeling and coping from Salvatore’s recent efforts as well as what is being done to stop further crimes against happiness and how to rescue those people whom have been already taken. En route they drive through Hollywood and all the attractions and celebrate their time in California before departing for Oregon.
Oregon: Individuality suppression and poverty
While Salvatore was in the state of Oregon in past he encountered common problems likely found in most places, however none more blatant than in a particular neighbourhood he experienced when he realised how concentrated the problem of individuality suppression and poverty had made a particular town through not expressing themselves through conformity to being unhappy. Since the problem was solved as Salvatore, as the Saintly Teacher, inspired them to be and do better and taught a lesson to each of the manipulating suppressers that freedom to prosper in the correct way was necessary for happiness. The presence of Saintly Teacher made the neighbourhood town famous as tourists flocked to discover how the Saintly Teacher made another difference in the world and how they could support what happiness he sparked. Salvatore then shows Snežana the attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Idaho: Family dysfunction
Salvatore returns to the state of Idaho to show Snežana how he rectified his greatest and memorble help to the state of which was ‘family dysfunction’, with Salvatore’s wisdom and insight into how to rectify the problem he managed to redeem people and function more peacefully with creating ways for families to communicate properly and thus experience more happy memories. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Wyoming: Victims of prejudice and stereotypes
Next Salvatore returns to Wyoming to show Snežana how the former victims of prejudice and stereotypes have changed their lives with the exposure of who they identify themselves as and how different their identities are from wrongful detected deduction of childish folk and how the former childish folk now believe differently and appropriately. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Nebraska: Post-traumatic stress disorder
While this problem is almost everywhere never has Salvatore watched how severe and poignant Post-traumatic stress disorder can affect so many courageous people’s lives and how they live with the disorder is treated by a community when first he noticed it here in a particular town in the past. Salvatore shows Snežana how he honoured these veterans of war and professional legal heroics and showed and encouraged how the town could reward and allow these veterans to live in happy comfort. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Iowa: Treatment of the decrepitly old, diseased and terminally dying
While this problem is almost everywhere never until he discovered it here has Salvatore so been disappointed in the health system, zealously the Saintly Teacher encouraged those who take care of these victims of crimes against happiness to change their ways and so he showed them through exploring the problem as to fully understand what needs to be done and what opportunities they can spark and solve the mystery of the puzzle of better and kinder ways of treatment with respect and altruism. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Illinois: Marital, Women and child violence and abuse
Next Salvatore returns to Chicago, Illinois to discover how the progress of reducing the number and rehabilitating victims of marital, women and child violent and abusive crimes against happiness and show Snežana the evidence of how he confronted the criminals and taught life lessons of empathy to criminals and those with bad habits of aggression and supported the victims to do the right thing by taking these criminals to court to be processed. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Indiana: Abuse of Drugs
Next Salvatore returns to Indiana to show Snežana how the Saintly Teacher mentored, helped rehabilitate the victims, confronted the bad influence and punished the peers whom pressured the victims into a life of unhappiness and sellers of drugs whom were avaricious and careless and taught them to forsake their wrongful mind-sets and deeds. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Ohio: Drunken driving
Next Salvatore returns to Ohio to show Snežana how he humiliated people likely of being drunk drivers with drastic empathy, helped surviving drunk drives redeem themselves through earning the forgiveness of the victims and their grieving families they accidentally crippled and killed and teach everyone to always be responsible and be altruistic. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Pennsylvania: Sexual harassment and Rape
Next Salvatore returns to Pennsylvania to show Snežana the evidence of his torture of rapists whom now know how it feels to always be and feel violated and filthy, his supporting and preparing of victims to courageously take their villains to court and his indoctrinated re-education of sexually frustrated and satyr jerks to follow the rules, control and healthily satisfy their urges and fear the consequences if the Saintly Teacher would ever return to hunt them down. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
New York: Bullying
Finally they arrive in New York to show Snežana the evidence of his happiness enforcement agency of protectors, punishers and psychotherapists against bullies, whom Athena Purple is big part of as she counsels, rehabilitates and guides victims and bullies to be kind, honourable and respectful. Athena Purple has prepared accommodation in honour of celebrating each other and the safe journey. Salvatore stays and spends a day in comfortable leisure with Athena and Snežana as they experience the state’s attractions.
Virginia: Law of Happiness
Next Salvatore travels alone to Washington D.C. to confidently and directly communicate with the President of the United States of America to initiate the enforcement of the ‘Law of Happiness and Altruism’ of which Salvatore/Saintly Teacher created and promotes himself, of which no-one is allowed, as it is illegal, to ruin, steal or deny the happiness of an innocent’s past, present or future happiness – an innocent is one who is not guilty of any of crime, including against happiness – and everyone must at least once a day perform a grand altruistic gesture or deed to make people happy and sacrifice a bad unnecessary habit of which has been wrongfully invested and indulged.
Chapter one: The Grudge
Salvatore Castle, a travelling Byronic anti-hero vigilante drifter with a grudge, since a young age, against everyone who ruins, steals and denies the happiness from the undeserving innocent is a spirit of retribution and justice. His unhappiness in life inspired his ambition to rectify the world and so now he is called the ‘Saintly Teacher’ as he is awesomely famous and formidably infamous for his lessons of repentance. He searches for evil people to haunt and does not leave a town, city or suburb without absolutely purging it through his lessons unless it is necessary to avoid the national law enforcement agents and continues his pilgrimage elsewhere where he delights in the suffering of those whom would dare deny the happiness of others. From the donations and payment of those whom he encourages to hire him and the money and merchandise he steals from the evil he lives a life of wise comfort, investment and indulgence. Salvatore drives a custom-made motorcycle of which he frequently upgrades and secretly and securely stores his income and trophies across the United States of America where this story is set in this present age of modern maturity.
Chapter two: Making examples of people
Salvatore Castle is, at the moment, twenty two years old and started this life as the Saintly Teacher since he graduated from high school as a successful but unhappy overachiever loner geek. Salvatore has vowed to make examples of people, show them his lessons and teach them to be better people, more honest, fair and generous. Salvatore is a very angry, cruelly kind and zealous person, he wants to be happy, at peace, optimal and relax after all his efforts have been a triumph and can acknowledge everyone and himself happy. What Salvatore abhors more than evil people denying the innocent happiness is stupidity, foolishness, obliviousness and wrongful ignorance which cause unnecessary things to happen, especially the domino effects. Salvatore is a vegetarian, cares for animals and loves the chase of hunting animals or people without torturing and killing, at least not for animals. Salvatore learns much from his explorations on his journey and purchases in cash enough books to amuse him when not driving, hunting down or teaching lessons to evil-doers. From his old life Salvatore has a faithful old friend, a maiden named ‘Athena Purple’, studying to be a psychiatrist who Salvatore keeps in contact through emails and voice telephone calls with to have informally helpful sessions and share what he thinks and feels as he continues to go deeper in his pilgrimage and journey of retribution, teaching lessons and justice.
Chapter three: Supremacy
In Los Angeles, California Salvatore Castle, today, encounters a supremacist evil organisation called ‘Pure’ willing to take over the world, design and decorate it as they prefer. This will be his greatest challenge yet, like a super spy he must infiltrate the headquarters, cripple and incapacitate the protectors of the masterminds in control and trap and teach lessons to the masterminds through punishment and repentance. Salvatore’s resilience, adaptation and techniques since day one has developed through strict, hard-core and challenging training into a supreme threat against even the most worthy of foes. Salvatore has developed many levels of great paragon manifestations of his smart, strong and destructive combat power he can release and use against a foe or many, these states of vigour and mind, from calmly cool cruel predation to absolute optimal righteous terrible torturous wrath and doom, are called Levels of Keenness.
Salvatore was bullied throughout his education by marauding, provoking, strong, tough and untouchable jerks thanks to their cowardice of legal expertise, because Salvatore did not stand up for himself, respect himself enough and fight back in the beginning, subsequently his disciplinary parents bullied him into changing that but while they encouraged moderateness Salvatore was a boy of extremes, like his dark-horse black sheep of the family paternal uncle who became a gallant vigilante hero years before, and he strived to become awesome, formidable and honourable and punish his bullies like they were irredeemable criminals rather than gain their respect through friendship. So Salvatore became a scourge of terror because of his pent up unforgiving anger unleased. But all while this happened Athena Purple watched him and tried to counsel him about what is appropriate but also listen to Salvatore’s problems, understand them and then translate how wisely he should express himself and still be satisfied. From then onwards Athena became Salvatore’s advising friend and pet, and Salvatore became Athena’s crush, muse and patient.
Ruthless, stoic, fearless, mentally tough, focused and dynamic Salvatore ambushes the ‘Pure’ defeating each one of them with a sardonic smile with sarcastic humourous catch-phrases insultingly spoken. Once he traps the masterminds of Pure he begins his lessons with analytically speaking as he explores the bigger picture circumstances of a what if scenario and evaluating how many people the Pure would have made, until then, unhappy in their established success and imagining how many people would be grateful of this potential to or not to happen, Salvatore explains to the Pure masterminds how unnecessary their schemes are and encouraging them to rather contribute to the success of making everyone happy than destroying what was with only some happy, then Salvatore begins his excruciating torture curses as he makes them regret ever wanting to commit such evil as denying the happiness of the greater good for everyone. Once the Pure is utterly defeated and bound and fettered with cuffs and anchors Salvatore leaves his scratched mark nearby with the advertising and encouraging statement to the innocent of all whom read it, “May you happily live long and prosper!”, ere drifting elsewhere for further adventure.
Chapter four: Homeward bound
Snežana Volkov, a nubile maiden of Russian lineage with platinum blonde hair, fair unblemished porcelain skinned, darkly stylistically broad and thick yet groomed eyebrows and innocently soft, alluring and sweet nymph features, desperately hires Salvatore at the local international airport where Salvatore was hoping to encounter someone to hire him to protect her on a road-trip across the country from the west coast to the east to escape the reach of her father’s mob disguised and concealed of which Miss Volkov promises to generously reward Mister Castle of which her duffel luggage shows the evidence of her promise. Salvatore decides to visit his hometown for Snežana to settle down there under the alias ‘Snow Fox’ to become a roommate with Athena Purple. Salvatore advises Snežana that whomever desiring to track and hunt them will discover it difficult and unpredictable if they travel with his motorcycle, but he warns her there may be delays in their journey as he explains what his job entails and but he also promises to keep her comfortable throughout the adventure. Salvatore assures Snežana that she chose well who would escort her to freedom and safety. Thus commences their journey when Snežana agrees to Salvatore’s terms as he subtly protects Miss Volkov while enjoying the conversation and beautiful panoramic view.
Since Snežana is a tourist Salvatore will try to show her the many famous and greatest tourist sites to appreciate as well as places to amuse themselves. As the journey episodically begins as Salvatore learns that Snežana was a successfully expert ballerina, harpist and survivalist huntress before she escaped Russia and shall demonstrate how great she can perform when most necessary and important to boast of her worthy glory. Snežana learns Salvatore has a mentor, his paternal uncle named Lancelot Castle, who is also an anti-hero vigilante called the ‘Promiscuous Sage Knight’ who investigates damsels in distress’s problems, fights their villains and receives payment in erotic sex and money of which he also steals money from the defeated villains and in recent years Salvatore helped a raped female fashion designer to successfully send her rapist to prison and so in repayment she continues to design and manufacture new modern evolved Red Indian style clothing and armour as well a blending in disguises of ordinary fashion for Salvatore to wear throughout each year casually or on a mission of which Salvatore stores them in storage in every state he has passed through. Salvatore, by the way, has thick black very lengthy hair reaching his buttock. For a stranger and even for one who knows and still communicates with him like Miss Athena Purple he is an eerie wolfish phenomenon to look at and watch. Salvatore has helped many people in the Northern states, these contacts, some whom are friends of his uncles, are always glad to help fuel up his motorcycle, feed him and provide secret accommodation whenever he visits. Salvatore does not have enough ally contacts in the south of USA as he has not explored it that much as only recently he went south to California from Oregon. Whatever pattern the country’s police were suspecting Salvatore to continue exploration of the United States of America through the Southern states they shall be wrong this time as he is now retracing his steps, however not obviously exposing himself, mostly going around the places the national police would suspect him to retrace.
Chapter five: Episodes, crimes against happiness
The duration of travelling through California, Oregon, Idaho, Wyoming, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania and into concluding the state of New York altogether shall take several weeks. Throughout these past years as the ‘Saintly Teacher’ Salvatore has always avoided and escaped the national police either through luck or by just leaving town whenever his clients were ready to summon the police to arrest the evil criminals against happiness, usually giving him a head start. Salvatore hopes to see how his presence has changed the northern states through his altruism and how the altruistic charities he encouraged those whom he helped to now help others of which he made them make promises to do good as he promised them he would someday visit them again to observe their progress.
California: Human trafficking
While much unhappiness there is anywhere, I shall mention of most important he rectified in the past, albeit he did help in other ways too, now Salvatore and Snežana travel north from Los Angeles to Sacramento to discover further news about how the people saved from Human trafficking are feeling and coping from Salvatore’s recent efforts as well as what is being done to stop further crimes against happiness and how to rescue those people whom have been already taken. En route they drive through Hollywood and all the attractions and celebrate their time in California before departing for Oregon.
Oregon: Individuality suppression and poverty
While Salvatore was in the state of Oregon in past he encountered common problems likely found in most places, however none more blatant than in a particular neighbourhood he experienced when he realised how concentrated the problem of individuality suppression and poverty had made a particular town through not expressing themselves through conformity to being unhappy. Since the problem was solved as Salvatore, as the Saintly Teacher, inspired them to be and do better and taught a lesson to each of the manipulating suppressers that freedom to prosper in the correct way was necessary for happiness. The presence of Saintly Teacher made the neighbourhood town famous as tourists flocked to discover how the Saintly Teacher made another difference in the world and how they could support what happiness he sparked. Salvatore then shows Snežana the attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Idaho: Family dysfunction
Salvatore returns to the state of Idaho to show Snežana how he rectified his greatest and memorble help to the state of which was ‘family dysfunction’, with Salvatore’s wisdom and insight into how to rectify the problem he managed to redeem people and function more peacefully with creating ways for families to communicate properly and thus experience more happy memories. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Wyoming: Victims of prejudice and stereotypes
Next Salvatore returns to Wyoming to show Snežana how the former victims of prejudice and stereotypes have changed their lives with the exposure of who they identify themselves as and how different their identities are from wrongful detected deduction of childish folk and how the former childish folk now believe differently and appropriately. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Nebraska: Post-traumatic stress disorder
While this problem is almost everywhere never has Salvatore watched how severe and poignant Post-traumatic stress disorder can affect so many courageous people’s lives and how they live with the disorder is treated by a community when first he noticed it here in a particular town in the past. Salvatore shows Snežana how he honoured these veterans of war and professional legal heroics and showed and encouraged how the town could reward and allow these veterans to live in happy comfort. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Iowa: Treatment of the decrepitly old, diseased and terminally dying
While this problem is almost everywhere never until he discovered it here has Salvatore so been disappointed in the health system, zealously the Saintly Teacher encouraged those who take care of these victims of crimes against happiness to change their ways and so he showed them through exploring the problem as to fully understand what needs to be done and what opportunities they can spark and solve the mystery of the puzzle of better and kinder ways of treatment with respect and altruism. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Illinois: Marital, Women and child violence and abuse
Next Salvatore returns to Chicago, Illinois to discover how the progress of reducing the number and rehabilitating victims of marital, women and child violent and abusive crimes against happiness and show Snežana the evidence of how he confronted the criminals and taught life lessons of empathy to criminals and those with bad habits of aggression and supported the victims to do the right thing by taking these criminals to court to be processed. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Indiana: Abuse of Drugs
Next Salvatore returns to Indiana to show Snežana how the Saintly Teacher mentored, helped rehabilitate the victims, confronted the bad influence and punished the peers whom pressured the victims into a life of unhappiness and sellers of drugs whom were avaricious and careless and taught them to forsake their wrongful mind-sets and deeds. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Ohio: Drunken driving
Next Salvatore returns to Ohio to show Snežana how he humiliated people likely of being drunk drivers with drastic empathy, helped surviving drunk drives redeem themselves through earning the forgiveness of the victims and their grieving families they accidentally crippled and killed and teach everyone to always be responsible and be altruistic. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
Pennsylvania: Sexual harassment and Rape
Next Salvatore returns to Pennsylvania to show Snežana the evidence of his torture of rapists whom now know how it feels to always be and feel violated and filthy, his supporting and preparing of victims to courageously take their villains to court and his indoctrinated re-education of sexually frustrated and satyr jerks to follow the rules, control and healthily satisfy their urges and fear the consequences if the Saintly Teacher would ever return to hunt them down. Again Salvatore shows Snežana the state’s attractions and they eat hearty meals from the thanksgiving of those whom accommodate them for Salvatore’s accomplishments.
New York: Bullying
Finally they arrive in New York to show Snežana the evidence of his happiness enforcement agency of protectors, punishers and psychotherapists against bullies, whom Athena Purple is big part of as she counsels, rehabilitates and guides victims and bullies to be kind, honourable and respectful. Athena Purple has prepared accommodation in honour of celebrating each other and the safe journey. Salvatore stays and spends a day in comfortable leisure with Athena and Snežana as they experience the state’s attractions.
Virginia: Law of Happiness
Next Salvatore travels alone to Washington D.C. to confidently and directly communicate with the President of the United States of America to initiate the enforcement of the ‘Law of Happiness and Altruism’ of which Salvatore/Saintly Teacher created and promotes himself, of which no-one is allowed, as it is illegal, to ruin, steal or deny the happiness of an innocent’s past, present or future happiness – an innocent is one who is not guilty of any of crime, including against happiness – and everyone must at least once a day perform a grand altruistic gesture or deed to make people happy and sacrifice a bad unnecessary habit of which has been wrongfully invested and indulged.
'Falling in love with one’s imaginary friend'
Falling in love with one’s imaginary friend
♫♪’Everytime I think of you, I always catch my breath
And I'm still standing here, and you're miles away
And I'm wonderin' why you left,
And there's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart tonight…
I hear your name in certain circles, and it always makes me smile,
I spend my time thinkin' about you, and it's almost drivin' me wild
And there's a heart that's breaking down this long distance line tonight!
I ain't missing you at all …since you've been gone away,
I ain't missing you, no matter what the world might say!
There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight,
You don't know how desperate I've become
And it looks like I'm losing this fight!
In your world I have no meaning, though I'm trying hard to understand
And it's my heart that's breaking down this long distance line tonight!
Chorus:
I ain't missing you at all …since you've been gone away,
I ain't missing you, no matter what my friends say!
And there's a message that I'm sending out, like a telegraph to your soul,
And if I can't bridge this distance, stop this heartbreak overload!
(chorus)
I ain't missing you, I ain't missing you, I can lie to myself!
And there's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart tonight!
(chorus)
Ain't missing you, I ain't missing you!
I ain't missing you, I can lie to myself!
Ain't missing you, I ain't missing you!
I ain't missing you, I ain't missing you!
I ain't missing you, I ain't missing you, ain't missing you, oh no!
No matter what my friends might say, I ain't missing you... (to fade)’♪♫
Chapter one: Her
My name is Kenneth, I am twenty two years old, I am a house, pet and garden sitter and errand-boy, the nubile maiden I loved for around eight years is a fake, what I loved was the idea of her of which was fashioned and elaborated in my mind with my deductive reasoning of imagination, her paragon of beauty and her overachiever-ness. If there was a pageant and I was the only judge I decided and chose half-wrong the winner. This Scottish German obsessed beauty was a waste of my time and I wasted her’s as well with my super-extreme Byronic, geeky and romantic devotion of which I put her on the highest pedestal there ever was constructed. Yes, I have psychological insane traits, I am schizotypal with a few extras and very interesting to psychologists, so when I was moving on from ‘her’ something miraculous suddenly happened, a phenomenal blessing to me, I discovered I now have an imaginary friend, also known as a figment of my imagination, and it is a she, everything that I am consciously and subconsciously my mind made the most femininely beautiful (better than the Scottish lass) nubile maiden perfect in every way, and now I am no longer lonely. She looks like the combination of the best Bollywood beauty-queen actress and a Native American Red Indian nubile warrior princess and her name is ‘Kamali’, she is my spirit guide and now I know what my soul-mate type is.
Chapter two: Hanging out
So Kamali and I hang out every moment of every day, in the shower, exercising at gym, browsing for books to purchase at a book store, watching a movie at the cinema and etcetera and I can see, hear, touch, smell and taste her as if she is really there. I am comfortably not shy around her since she is me. She, who has a similar shared proactive mind of her own, is taking over my life in the sense is she is now the only friend I always talk to and so I have been alienating my friends a bit as Kamali is jealous and annoyed when my friends don’t believe me what I tell them about what Kamali says to and about them. I honestly admit I am never bored of our conversations and with everything I experience Kamali adapts and innovates herself with further maturity. Since she can access my subconscious better than me she always knows me more and better than I know myself and what we believe. I am happy she is in my life as she is very helpful.
Chapter three: Our adventures
To be continued...
♫♪’Everytime I think of you, I always catch my breath
And I'm still standing here, and you're miles away
And I'm wonderin' why you left,
And there's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart tonight…
I hear your name in certain circles, and it always makes me smile,
I spend my time thinkin' about you, and it's almost drivin' me wild
And there's a heart that's breaking down this long distance line tonight!
I ain't missing you at all …since you've been gone away,
I ain't missing you, no matter what the world might say!
There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight,
You don't know how desperate I've become
And it looks like I'm losing this fight!
In your world I have no meaning, though I'm trying hard to understand
And it's my heart that's breaking down this long distance line tonight!
Chorus:
I ain't missing you at all …since you've been gone away,
I ain't missing you, no matter what my friends say!
And there's a message that I'm sending out, like a telegraph to your soul,
And if I can't bridge this distance, stop this heartbreak overload!
(chorus)
I ain't missing you, I ain't missing you, I can lie to myself!
And there's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart tonight!
(chorus)
Ain't missing you, I ain't missing you!
I ain't missing you, I can lie to myself!
Ain't missing you, I ain't missing you!
I ain't missing you, I ain't missing you!
I ain't missing you, I ain't missing you, ain't missing you, oh no!
No matter what my friends might say, I ain't missing you... (to fade)’♪♫
Chapter one: Her
My name is Kenneth, I am twenty two years old, I am a house, pet and garden sitter and errand-boy, the nubile maiden I loved for around eight years is a fake, what I loved was the idea of her of which was fashioned and elaborated in my mind with my deductive reasoning of imagination, her paragon of beauty and her overachiever-ness. If there was a pageant and I was the only judge I decided and chose half-wrong the winner. This Scottish German obsessed beauty was a waste of my time and I wasted her’s as well with my super-extreme Byronic, geeky and romantic devotion of which I put her on the highest pedestal there ever was constructed. Yes, I have psychological insane traits, I am schizotypal with a few extras and very interesting to psychologists, so when I was moving on from ‘her’ something miraculous suddenly happened, a phenomenal blessing to me, I discovered I now have an imaginary friend, also known as a figment of my imagination, and it is a she, everything that I am consciously and subconsciously my mind made the most femininely beautiful (better than the Scottish lass) nubile maiden perfect in every way, and now I am no longer lonely. She looks like the combination of the best Bollywood beauty-queen actress and a Native American Red Indian nubile warrior princess and her name is ‘Kamali’, she is my spirit guide and now I know what my soul-mate type is.
Chapter two: Hanging out
So Kamali and I hang out every moment of every day, in the shower, exercising at gym, browsing for books to purchase at a book store, watching a movie at the cinema and etcetera and I can see, hear, touch, smell and taste her as if she is really there. I am comfortably not shy around her since she is me. She, who has a similar shared proactive mind of her own, is taking over my life in the sense is she is now the only friend I always talk to and so I have been alienating my friends a bit as Kamali is jealous and annoyed when my friends don’t believe me what I tell them about what Kamali says to and about them. I honestly admit I am never bored of our conversations and with everything I experience Kamali adapts and innovates herself with further maturity. Since she can access my subconscious better than me she always knows me more and better than I know myself and what we believe. I am happy she is in my life as she is very helpful.
Chapter three: Our adventures
To be continued...
'The Twenty Six'
The Twenty Six, Transcended and Optimal
Chapter one: A New Era
Since many decades ago the ‘Project Pageant’ think-tank laboratory of research, experimentation and development was secretly started, established and funded but very invested in the United States of America government in pursuit of eugenetically engineering test tube babies whom have the Native American Red Indians skin tone, much like the other dusky tanned pale skin in the world, but also the greatest of every necessary aspect of advantages of every Earthly race were harvested and enhanced to create many similar new evolutionary seeds to end racism such as enhanced attention span, alertness, learning and memory. As of 2014 physical erotic coitus and breeding was banned and made a criminal act worthy of punishment to stop and destroy the further spread of all corruptful, harmful and deadly errors, diseases and viruses and artificial insemination and personalized medicine was promoted by the government of the United States of America, what the public did not know was the sperm donor samples were switched with already fresh eugenetically engineered designer babies and those sperm donations were further used in experiments to enhance humanity in the near future. The first successful births of the transcended and optimal species were called the Twenty Six.
Twenty years later the now oldest and mature the Twenty Six are ready to lead the world from their advanced education through the Godparent Investment Legacy curriculum. The ‘Godparent of Organised Keen Focus Exploration through tutelage and mentorship’ incorporated ‘Rescheduling replacements’, ‘Learning and understanding the jargon’, ‘Finding your focal ‘prefix’’, ‘Discovery of what one’s prefix means’, ‘Knowing what the appropriate suffixes to indulge and invest into’, ‘Investment success equals donations’, ‘Work done in the safety and comfort under the trust and supervision of parents’ and ‘Arranged field trips transported either by parents or the tutor-mentor’, as for ‘Family Lifestyle Organised Excellence’, it incorporated ‘Revaluating the current lifestyle’, ‘Sacrificing and rectifying it’, ‘Adopting new and better things and enhancing everything’ and ‘Enduring prosperity’. The Godparent Investment Legacy education curriculum and corporation was created by Mister Pierce Richards whom employed and trained future masters of this unconventional education and investment of which cooperated and developed with the help of higher education establishments, storages of information and places of impressive careers to spark a new evolution of enhanced learning.
Chapter two: Leaders
The year is 2035 and 2o THS (since the birth of the Transcended Homo Sapiens) and sequestered in a custom-made town of the best utopian future somewhere in the state of Virginia the Twenty Six have lived and been challenged, encouraged and supported to become overachievers like none other before in history. There are thirteen males and females each gender. These transcended homo sapiens each have distinguished variety of exquisitely aesthete hair and iris eye colours, shapes and proportional height and sizes averaged at six foot and with lean and bulky muscular mass. Each of the Twenty Six’s names start with an individual letter from the English alphabet, thus no repeats of the first letter. Allow me to introduce them to you, dear reader, there is:
A = Male – Arthur, the author/artist
B = Female – Beth, the boastful
C = Male – Cyril, the courageous
D = Female – Diana, the dexterous
E = Male – Eugene, the engineer
F = Female – Felicia, the finesse
G = Male – Godfrey, the gymnast
H = Female – Harper, the hysterical
I = Male – Icarus, the inventor
J = F – Jessica, the jeweller
K = M – Kenneth, the knight
L = F – Laurel, the librarian
M = M – Maverick, the mechanic
N = F – Nova, the nudist
O = M – Orpheus, the Olympian
P = F – Pandora, the pragmatic
Q = M – Quintin, the quiz-master
R = F – Rebecca, the riddler
S = M – Sherlock, the survivalist
T = F – Thea, the trailblazer
U = M – Ulysses, the undeterred
V = F – Valeria, the voluptuous
W = M – Winter, the wise
X = F – Xena, the X Factor
Y = M – Yale, the yes-man
Z = F – Zoë, the zealous
It took much convincing of the religions through these twenty years to accept and promote this new era lifestyle for the greater good, but just like all banned things people want it more, thus to satisfy the erotic horny cravings of the world populace a sensitive helmet and skin-tight bodysuit device called the ‘Lucid dreaming stimulation simulation’ was created and innovated through these past years to fulfil the void of physical appetite.
Chapter three: Careers
The Twenty Six are happy to further explore the world of which has changed since twenty years ago, experiment with new opportunities and make the most of these new privileged experiences outside their hometown. But now they must go their separate ways, however this does not mean they cannot communicate with one another just that they won’t be able to spend as much time with one another as they are wont.
Arthur now resides and works alone in an apartment loft in a city with his artworks as he continues to create further phenomena and get published and sell these masterpieces to galleries.
Beth now resides in an apartment alone in a city and works a blog promotion endorser, advertiser and marketer.
Cyril now resides in an apartment in a city and is a respected professional firefighter.
Diana now resides in an apartment in a city and is a fashion designer
Eugene now resides in an apartment in a city and continues to further the expand the limits of engineering
Felicia now resides in an apartment in a city and joined a circus
Godfrey now resides in an apartment in a city and continues to practise and spice up gymnastics
Harper now resides in an apartment in a city and works as a cinematic and theatre actress amusingly expressing herself
Icarus now resides in an apartment in a city and works in a laboratory inventing and innovating futuristic marvels and miracles
Jessica now resides in an apartment in a city and continues her hobby of jewellery crafting and adorning
Kenneth now resides in an apartment in a city and continues to emulate a knight on errant errands as he searches for damsels in distress
Laurel now resides in an apartment in a city and works at the best university library in the country as she recommends what books students should read and peruses as much books as she wants
Maverick now resides in an apartment in a city and continues to work as a mechanic to fix and renovate vehicles of the past and present
Nova now resides in an apartment in a city and leads her group of nudist naturalists in being one with nature on field trips to the wilderness
Orpheus now resides in an apartment in a city and male-models as he shows off his Olympian traits
Pandora now resides in an apartment in a city and leads a pragmatic think-tank in solving potential future problems now in prevention
Quintin now resides in an apartment in a city and continues his hobby of performing as quiz-master on a television show
Rebecca now resides in an apartment in a city and continues her hobby as a riddler in composing many riddles into books
Sherlock now resides in an apartment in a city and continues his hobby as a survivalist to teach people how to feel more than alive in exciting situations and safely do it
Thea now resides in an apartment in a city and pioneers her ideas into elaborately written and explained in tomes and journals
Ulysses now resides in an apartment in a city and mentors people to empower themselves to prosper even in their old age
Valeria now resides in an apartment in a city and is an erotic exotic dancer
Winter now resides in an apartment in a city and shares his wisdom with leaders of the world and in most careers
Xena now resides in an apartment in a city and expresses her gumption and ingenuity as a cinematic actress
Yale now resides in an apartment in a city and is a poet song-writer
Zoë now resides in an apartment in a city and zealously performs sports
Chapter four: Optimality
To the help Project Pageant to be successful in a mass scale of inseminating millions of women throughout these twenty years a new innovated religion was commenced, it is called ‘Optimality’, it combined a syncretic balance of sceptical futurist science transcendence secularism with benevolent love, righteous and wisdom mysticism of all that is known of all past religions of which promoted blissful utopia living through being thoroughly fair, helpful and just. Thus with the elimination of racism and religious conflict the other obsolete religions either disappeared from being mainstream awareness into secret inconspicuousness to stay loyal to their stubborn beliefs and not be persecuted or adopted and shared this new global religion which aspired to accomplish the greater good of the bigger picture through technicality.
As for the cultures, histories, languages, and traditions of each previous races these were not forgotten but remembered to learn from mistakes and innovate the successes. As for over-population, those who were not transcended would not be allowed to increase their longevity beyond a hundred years old but they would be properly cared for and feel healthy and vigourous until their bodies burn-out, expire and die a blissful death. As for the transcend homo sapiens their years of life could extended until as long as they wanted providing space exploration and colonising newly terraformed planets could be possible and experienced.
Chapter five: Space exploration, the next frontier
Arthur, the first of the successfully born and survived of the Twenty Six, shall soon be my chronicling protagonist. The present day year is 2045 AD/30 THS (since the birth of the Transcended Homo Sapiens) and the Twenty Six have been ordered to be passengers on the spacecraft ‘Optimal Earthlings’. Since 20 THS the nations’ best scientists, workers and magicians have contributed to the success of developing a large awesome, formidable and resilient spacecraft, a solar powered battery planet enlarged to the size of Jupiter from its originally contrived small size with an invisible protective force field shield of which could orbit and charge its battery, like recently, from a safe distance from the sun, artificial gravity, a terraformer and an atomic air organising molecule ingredient assembler machine collected from samples from gas and dust from space and objects or waste from Earth. The space crafts has many of these small solar planet batteries ready to be enlarged in other solar systems to charge more energy power to empower the Earth and its prospective new colonies as well as multiple of those other devices.
I, Arthur, a vigourously mature thirty years old first born of the Twenty Six, now experience the marvellous miracles of the cosmos. Outside and nearby Earth’s solar system is another planet within a solar system just like Earth’s and the habitable planet’s life phase is currently in the similar humanoid’s Iron age phase, however here dinosaurs have evolved and mutated into wild monsters and animals with some discoveries of new specieses for the Earthling space explorers and me whom we now call this Earth-like planet ‘Treasure’ for its rich fresh fertile life and mineral wealth, also name these humans of this planet ‘Riches’ whom we are about to examine, mentor and teach. Apart from the Twenty Six nine thousand transcended homo sapiens and a thousand surviving homo sapiens have been transported to planet Treasure to wisely colonise, develop, harvest, invest in and nurture it better than we ever did for planet Earth.
The races of Rich humans are much like how the Earthlings were prior the new era of the Transcended Homo Sapiens and Optimality. Albeit a bit a defensive when we arrived on planet Treasure most of the Riches worshiped us because of our majesty while others were suspicious and fearful. We now begin to communicate with them with pictures so the natives understand and we gain their trust through our kindness. Soon we are living, building and sharing knowledge with the native Riches. I suspect within a decade the Riches will converse with us just as we converse among ourselves. As long as they treat us as their superiors with respect and fear and we kindly care for them there should be neither rebellion nor revenge.
Soon the Riches adopt our religion of Optimality, faithfully follow and obey the rules and use the comforts and privileges. Soon their DNA is combined with ours for artificial insemination breeding.
Chapter six: Meeting one’s maker
Suddenly years later aliens descend onto planet Treasure, they look like awesome, formidable and majestically glamourous deities. They are three species, resembling Earthlings, grey elves and dwarves. They are the Æsir, Vanir, Alfir and Dwarfir. The Æsir are the legendary first greatest of civilized transcended primates where there home-world is Æsgard with Odin as the emperor of the cosmos and all alliance species of colonies. The Vanir from Vanaheim are the second greatest of civilized transcended species of the cosmos whom are allies with Æsgard. The Alfir or the Grey White Elves from Alfheim are the third greatest civilized transcended species. The Dwarfir or Dwarves are the fourth greatest of civilized transcended species. The Æsir are masters of war, technological magic and wise knowledge. The Vanir are masters of remedies, potions and biological magic. The Grey White Elves are masters of artful magic, chronicling history and sport. The Dwarves are masters of mining, magical weaponry and magical crafts. These aliens congratulate us, whom they call us ‘Midir’ from the Midgard planets whom they created and protected from their enemies to discover and explore new things, for being the first from Midgard to transcend and then they warn us of the cruel, covetous, marauding and hubristic Swartalfir (Dark Black Elves) and the three races of Jotuns (Fire, Ice and Rock Giants).
Now that we know the creators of the Midir we are keen to learn more about the bigger picture and who created the Æsir, Vanir, Alfir, Dwarfir, Swartalfir and the three races of Jotuns. The answers are thus, we all live in a lucid dream cosmos of a divine dreamer’s mind and we are uniquely special model projections of the divine mind’s supreme abilities, beauty, essential personality, intelligent knowledge, ingenious imagination and wisdom. When the divine dreamer wakes up we in its mind shall fall into slumber until its next hibernation where we may be enhanced with advanced and innovated personal qualities and features.
But for now we Midir must help the Æsir, Vanir, Alfir and Dwarfir orderly control and keep peace in the cosmos unless there be doom through a great war.
Chapter seven: Always be ready for war in peacetime
Soon we, the twenty six and some surviving homo sapiens, are invited to feast with the Æsir, Vanir, Grey White Elves and Dwarves in the opulently majestic palace of Æsgard to be introduced to and meet all the important people. Afterwards our new friends lead us in exploration of how they fight in war, contrive technological magic and discover wise knowledge through adaptable variety of simulations. Subsequently the Vanir, Alfir and Dwarfir each show us demonstrations and examples of their masteries and then boast about their warrior and hunting glory days. Next the men dance with their wives for a while as we watch how it is excellently done by superior primates.
For the next few days we spend at Æsgard our new friends instruct us on how to always be ready for war in peacetime and which exercises and technics to practise every day to be the best qualified warriors.
Chapter eight: Captured
Allow me to temporarily discontinue Arthur’s chronicling for a moment to mention a few somethings. Firstly God, the divine dreamer, is prophesized to be captured by his model projections, in his mind’s dream-world of which he is hibernating outside his mind in a palace upon a mountain surrounded at the bottom of his reality all his dead models projections whom his angels are supervising and controlling order, before the end of this reality’s time called the End of the Divine Dreamer’s Hibernation and that he will hibernate and dream again and that whomever survived until the previous hibernation’s end shall be reincarnated as they were with their memories and those whom had died shall be reincarnated but not as they were and without their past lives’ memories. God, the divine dreamer, is a live interacting entity in his dream-world, he has no name but the ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’ but he visits every planet’s civilization thousands of years before their transcendence to guide them with his nurturing wisdom, morals and technical knowledge, he speaks in sophisticated omniscient eloquent parables, poems and riddles, he disguises and shapeshifts himself at will to his preference of necessity and he reincarnates himself through asking a special most virtuously impeccable, beautiful and talented maiden of that planet’s civilization to absorb his essence so that she may have a virgin birth and birth him again to educate his model projections looking like one of them. What will start a great war between the Æsir, Vanir, Alfir and Dwarfir and the Swartalfir and the three races of Jotuns shall be the capture of the ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’.
I, Arthur, now after many days of being in the presence of Æsir, Vanir, Alfir and Dwarfir discover through the cosmic news media that the ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’ has been captured by Dark Black Elves and Fire, Ice and Rock Giants thus sparking the Dreaded Great War of Doom and Sacrifice. Qualified masterfully trained warrior heroes and heroines have been summoned to battle their mortal vying rival enemies for conquest to vanquish the enemy and relinquish the ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’ to conclude his dreaming hibernation and return to the afterlife reality to proceed with the progress of innovative advanced evolution.
Chapter nine: The End is just the Beginning
Replenished, fresh, armoured and ready to strive for survival as we hope to surmount the enemy alliance my friendly alliance assemble and sound and echo multiple stridently vehement war-cries ere we launch multiple attacks to cripple, quell and assassinate the enemy through wise and wary experienced and predetermined best planned strategy wielding the best weaponry, shields and adaptive teamwork. We deliver all out attacks and with days of non-stop fighting the enemy are all defeated at a great sacrifice. I, Arthur, survived the Dreaded Great War of Doom and Sacrifice, fortune favoured me for my courageous bravery as I did my best and have the injuries and wounds to show evidence of my honourable duty to the ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’, also known as the divine dreamer. I return to planet Æsgard, Treasure and then Earth as a respected cosmic hero remembering all my friends whom died and cherishing their memories. I have seen gore, pain and violence as well as monsters, but now all is pleasant as benevolence, righteousness and triumph has been fulfilled. Now I wait until ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’ wakes up from outside this reality’s hibernation and this dream-cosmic-world commences and continues to slumber and we survivors are excited for a new and better tomorrow.
The End.
Chapter one: A New Era
Since many decades ago the ‘Project Pageant’ think-tank laboratory of research, experimentation and development was secretly started, established and funded but very invested in the United States of America government in pursuit of eugenetically engineering test tube babies whom have the Native American Red Indians skin tone, much like the other dusky tanned pale skin in the world, but also the greatest of every necessary aspect of advantages of every Earthly race were harvested and enhanced to create many similar new evolutionary seeds to end racism such as enhanced attention span, alertness, learning and memory. As of 2014 physical erotic coitus and breeding was banned and made a criminal act worthy of punishment to stop and destroy the further spread of all corruptful, harmful and deadly errors, diseases and viruses and artificial insemination and personalized medicine was promoted by the government of the United States of America, what the public did not know was the sperm donor samples were switched with already fresh eugenetically engineered designer babies and those sperm donations were further used in experiments to enhance humanity in the near future. The first successful births of the transcended and optimal species were called the Twenty Six.
Twenty years later the now oldest and mature the Twenty Six are ready to lead the world from their advanced education through the Godparent Investment Legacy curriculum. The ‘Godparent of Organised Keen Focus Exploration through tutelage and mentorship’ incorporated ‘Rescheduling replacements’, ‘Learning and understanding the jargon’, ‘Finding your focal ‘prefix’’, ‘Discovery of what one’s prefix means’, ‘Knowing what the appropriate suffixes to indulge and invest into’, ‘Investment success equals donations’, ‘Work done in the safety and comfort under the trust and supervision of parents’ and ‘Arranged field trips transported either by parents or the tutor-mentor’, as for ‘Family Lifestyle Organised Excellence’, it incorporated ‘Revaluating the current lifestyle’, ‘Sacrificing and rectifying it’, ‘Adopting new and better things and enhancing everything’ and ‘Enduring prosperity’. The Godparent Investment Legacy education curriculum and corporation was created by Mister Pierce Richards whom employed and trained future masters of this unconventional education and investment of which cooperated and developed with the help of higher education establishments, storages of information and places of impressive careers to spark a new evolution of enhanced learning.
Chapter two: Leaders
The year is 2035 and 2o THS (since the birth of the Transcended Homo Sapiens) and sequestered in a custom-made town of the best utopian future somewhere in the state of Virginia the Twenty Six have lived and been challenged, encouraged and supported to become overachievers like none other before in history. There are thirteen males and females each gender. These transcended homo sapiens each have distinguished variety of exquisitely aesthete hair and iris eye colours, shapes and proportional height and sizes averaged at six foot and with lean and bulky muscular mass. Each of the Twenty Six’s names start with an individual letter from the English alphabet, thus no repeats of the first letter. Allow me to introduce them to you, dear reader, there is:
A = Male – Arthur, the author/artist
B = Female – Beth, the boastful
C = Male – Cyril, the courageous
D = Female – Diana, the dexterous
E = Male – Eugene, the engineer
F = Female – Felicia, the finesse
G = Male – Godfrey, the gymnast
H = Female – Harper, the hysterical
I = Male – Icarus, the inventor
J = F – Jessica, the jeweller
K = M – Kenneth, the knight
L = F – Laurel, the librarian
M = M – Maverick, the mechanic
N = F – Nova, the nudist
O = M – Orpheus, the Olympian
P = F – Pandora, the pragmatic
Q = M – Quintin, the quiz-master
R = F – Rebecca, the riddler
S = M – Sherlock, the survivalist
T = F – Thea, the trailblazer
U = M – Ulysses, the undeterred
V = F – Valeria, the voluptuous
W = M – Winter, the wise
X = F – Xena, the X Factor
Y = M – Yale, the yes-man
Z = F – Zoë, the zealous
It took much convincing of the religions through these twenty years to accept and promote this new era lifestyle for the greater good, but just like all banned things people want it more, thus to satisfy the erotic horny cravings of the world populace a sensitive helmet and skin-tight bodysuit device called the ‘Lucid dreaming stimulation simulation’ was created and innovated through these past years to fulfil the void of physical appetite.
Chapter three: Careers
The Twenty Six are happy to further explore the world of which has changed since twenty years ago, experiment with new opportunities and make the most of these new privileged experiences outside their hometown. But now they must go their separate ways, however this does not mean they cannot communicate with one another just that they won’t be able to spend as much time with one another as they are wont.
Arthur now resides and works alone in an apartment loft in a city with his artworks as he continues to create further phenomena and get published and sell these masterpieces to galleries.
Beth now resides in an apartment alone in a city and works a blog promotion endorser, advertiser and marketer.
Cyril now resides in an apartment in a city and is a respected professional firefighter.
Diana now resides in an apartment in a city and is a fashion designer
Eugene now resides in an apartment in a city and continues to further the expand the limits of engineering
Felicia now resides in an apartment in a city and joined a circus
Godfrey now resides in an apartment in a city and continues to practise and spice up gymnastics
Harper now resides in an apartment in a city and works as a cinematic and theatre actress amusingly expressing herself
Icarus now resides in an apartment in a city and works in a laboratory inventing and innovating futuristic marvels and miracles
Jessica now resides in an apartment in a city and continues her hobby of jewellery crafting and adorning
Kenneth now resides in an apartment in a city and continues to emulate a knight on errant errands as he searches for damsels in distress
Laurel now resides in an apartment in a city and works at the best university library in the country as she recommends what books students should read and peruses as much books as she wants
Maverick now resides in an apartment in a city and continues to work as a mechanic to fix and renovate vehicles of the past and present
Nova now resides in an apartment in a city and leads her group of nudist naturalists in being one with nature on field trips to the wilderness
Orpheus now resides in an apartment in a city and male-models as he shows off his Olympian traits
Pandora now resides in an apartment in a city and leads a pragmatic think-tank in solving potential future problems now in prevention
Quintin now resides in an apartment in a city and continues his hobby of performing as quiz-master on a television show
Rebecca now resides in an apartment in a city and continues her hobby as a riddler in composing many riddles into books
Sherlock now resides in an apartment in a city and continues his hobby as a survivalist to teach people how to feel more than alive in exciting situations and safely do it
Thea now resides in an apartment in a city and pioneers her ideas into elaborately written and explained in tomes and journals
Ulysses now resides in an apartment in a city and mentors people to empower themselves to prosper even in their old age
Valeria now resides in an apartment in a city and is an erotic exotic dancer
Winter now resides in an apartment in a city and shares his wisdom with leaders of the world and in most careers
Xena now resides in an apartment in a city and expresses her gumption and ingenuity as a cinematic actress
Yale now resides in an apartment in a city and is a poet song-writer
Zoë now resides in an apartment in a city and zealously performs sports
Chapter four: Optimality
To the help Project Pageant to be successful in a mass scale of inseminating millions of women throughout these twenty years a new innovated religion was commenced, it is called ‘Optimality’, it combined a syncretic balance of sceptical futurist science transcendence secularism with benevolent love, righteous and wisdom mysticism of all that is known of all past religions of which promoted blissful utopia living through being thoroughly fair, helpful and just. Thus with the elimination of racism and religious conflict the other obsolete religions either disappeared from being mainstream awareness into secret inconspicuousness to stay loyal to their stubborn beliefs and not be persecuted or adopted and shared this new global religion which aspired to accomplish the greater good of the bigger picture through technicality.
As for the cultures, histories, languages, and traditions of each previous races these were not forgotten but remembered to learn from mistakes and innovate the successes. As for over-population, those who were not transcended would not be allowed to increase their longevity beyond a hundred years old but they would be properly cared for and feel healthy and vigourous until their bodies burn-out, expire and die a blissful death. As for the transcend homo sapiens their years of life could extended until as long as they wanted providing space exploration and colonising newly terraformed planets could be possible and experienced.
Chapter five: Space exploration, the next frontier
Arthur, the first of the successfully born and survived of the Twenty Six, shall soon be my chronicling protagonist. The present day year is 2045 AD/30 THS (since the birth of the Transcended Homo Sapiens) and the Twenty Six have been ordered to be passengers on the spacecraft ‘Optimal Earthlings’. Since 20 THS the nations’ best scientists, workers and magicians have contributed to the success of developing a large awesome, formidable and resilient spacecraft, a solar powered battery planet enlarged to the size of Jupiter from its originally contrived small size with an invisible protective force field shield of which could orbit and charge its battery, like recently, from a safe distance from the sun, artificial gravity, a terraformer and an atomic air organising molecule ingredient assembler machine collected from samples from gas and dust from space and objects or waste from Earth. The space crafts has many of these small solar planet batteries ready to be enlarged in other solar systems to charge more energy power to empower the Earth and its prospective new colonies as well as multiple of those other devices.
I, Arthur, a vigourously mature thirty years old first born of the Twenty Six, now experience the marvellous miracles of the cosmos. Outside and nearby Earth’s solar system is another planet within a solar system just like Earth’s and the habitable planet’s life phase is currently in the similar humanoid’s Iron age phase, however here dinosaurs have evolved and mutated into wild monsters and animals with some discoveries of new specieses for the Earthling space explorers and me whom we now call this Earth-like planet ‘Treasure’ for its rich fresh fertile life and mineral wealth, also name these humans of this planet ‘Riches’ whom we are about to examine, mentor and teach. Apart from the Twenty Six nine thousand transcended homo sapiens and a thousand surviving homo sapiens have been transported to planet Treasure to wisely colonise, develop, harvest, invest in and nurture it better than we ever did for planet Earth.
The races of Rich humans are much like how the Earthlings were prior the new era of the Transcended Homo Sapiens and Optimality. Albeit a bit a defensive when we arrived on planet Treasure most of the Riches worshiped us because of our majesty while others were suspicious and fearful. We now begin to communicate with them with pictures so the natives understand and we gain their trust through our kindness. Soon we are living, building and sharing knowledge with the native Riches. I suspect within a decade the Riches will converse with us just as we converse among ourselves. As long as they treat us as their superiors with respect and fear and we kindly care for them there should be neither rebellion nor revenge.
Soon the Riches adopt our religion of Optimality, faithfully follow and obey the rules and use the comforts and privileges. Soon their DNA is combined with ours for artificial insemination breeding.
Chapter six: Meeting one’s maker
Suddenly years later aliens descend onto planet Treasure, they look like awesome, formidable and majestically glamourous deities. They are three species, resembling Earthlings, grey elves and dwarves. They are the Æsir, Vanir, Alfir and Dwarfir. The Æsir are the legendary first greatest of civilized transcended primates where there home-world is Æsgard with Odin as the emperor of the cosmos and all alliance species of colonies. The Vanir from Vanaheim are the second greatest of civilized transcended species of the cosmos whom are allies with Æsgard. The Alfir or the Grey White Elves from Alfheim are the third greatest civilized transcended species. The Dwarfir or Dwarves are the fourth greatest of civilized transcended species. The Æsir are masters of war, technological magic and wise knowledge. The Vanir are masters of remedies, potions and biological magic. The Grey White Elves are masters of artful magic, chronicling history and sport. The Dwarves are masters of mining, magical weaponry and magical crafts. These aliens congratulate us, whom they call us ‘Midir’ from the Midgard planets whom they created and protected from their enemies to discover and explore new things, for being the first from Midgard to transcend and then they warn us of the cruel, covetous, marauding and hubristic Swartalfir (Dark Black Elves) and the three races of Jotuns (Fire, Ice and Rock Giants).
Now that we know the creators of the Midir we are keen to learn more about the bigger picture and who created the Æsir, Vanir, Alfir, Dwarfir, Swartalfir and the three races of Jotuns. The answers are thus, we all live in a lucid dream cosmos of a divine dreamer’s mind and we are uniquely special model projections of the divine mind’s supreme abilities, beauty, essential personality, intelligent knowledge, ingenious imagination and wisdom. When the divine dreamer wakes up we in its mind shall fall into slumber until its next hibernation where we may be enhanced with advanced and innovated personal qualities and features.
But for now we Midir must help the Æsir, Vanir, Alfir and Dwarfir orderly control and keep peace in the cosmos unless there be doom through a great war.
Chapter seven: Always be ready for war in peacetime
Soon we, the twenty six and some surviving homo sapiens, are invited to feast with the Æsir, Vanir, Grey White Elves and Dwarves in the opulently majestic palace of Æsgard to be introduced to and meet all the important people. Afterwards our new friends lead us in exploration of how they fight in war, contrive technological magic and discover wise knowledge through adaptable variety of simulations. Subsequently the Vanir, Alfir and Dwarfir each show us demonstrations and examples of their masteries and then boast about their warrior and hunting glory days. Next the men dance with their wives for a while as we watch how it is excellently done by superior primates.
For the next few days we spend at Æsgard our new friends instruct us on how to always be ready for war in peacetime and which exercises and technics to practise every day to be the best qualified warriors.
Chapter eight: Captured
Allow me to temporarily discontinue Arthur’s chronicling for a moment to mention a few somethings. Firstly God, the divine dreamer, is prophesized to be captured by his model projections, in his mind’s dream-world of which he is hibernating outside his mind in a palace upon a mountain surrounded at the bottom of his reality all his dead models projections whom his angels are supervising and controlling order, before the end of this reality’s time called the End of the Divine Dreamer’s Hibernation and that he will hibernate and dream again and that whomever survived until the previous hibernation’s end shall be reincarnated as they were with their memories and those whom had died shall be reincarnated but not as they were and without their past lives’ memories. God, the divine dreamer, is a live interacting entity in his dream-world, he has no name but the ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’ but he visits every planet’s civilization thousands of years before their transcendence to guide them with his nurturing wisdom, morals and technical knowledge, he speaks in sophisticated omniscient eloquent parables, poems and riddles, he disguises and shapeshifts himself at will to his preference of necessity and he reincarnates himself through asking a special most virtuously impeccable, beautiful and talented maiden of that planet’s civilization to absorb his essence so that she may have a virgin birth and birth him again to educate his model projections looking like one of them. What will start a great war between the Æsir, Vanir, Alfir and Dwarfir and the Swartalfir and the three races of Jotuns shall be the capture of the ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’.
I, Arthur, now after many days of being in the presence of Æsir, Vanir, Alfir and Dwarfir discover through the cosmic news media that the ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’ has been captured by Dark Black Elves and Fire, Ice and Rock Giants thus sparking the Dreaded Great War of Doom and Sacrifice. Qualified masterfully trained warrior heroes and heroines have been summoned to battle their mortal vying rival enemies for conquest to vanquish the enemy and relinquish the ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’ to conclude his dreaming hibernation and return to the afterlife reality to proceed with the progress of innovative advanced evolution.
Chapter nine: The End is just the Beginning
Replenished, fresh, armoured and ready to strive for survival as we hope to surmount the enemy alliance my friendly alliance assemble and sound and echo multiple stridently vehement war-cries ere we launch multiple attacks to cripple, quell and assassinate the enemy through wise and wary experienced and predetermined best planned strategy wielding the best weaponry, shields and adaptive teamwork. We deliver all out attacks and with days of non-stop fighting the enemy are all defeated at a great sacrifice. I, Arthur, survived the Dreaded Great War of Doom and Sacrifice, fortune favoured me for my courageous bravery as I did my best and have the injuries and wounds to show evidence of my honourable duty to the ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’, also known as the divine dreamer. I return to planet Æsgard, Treasure and then Earth as a respected cosmic hero remembering all my friends whom died and cherishing their memories. I have seen gore, pain and violence as well as monsters, but now all is pleasant as benevolence, righteousness and triumph has been fulfilled. Now I wait until ‘Phenomenal Prophet Sage’ wakes up from outside this reality’s hibernation and this dream-cosmic-world commences and continues to slumber and we survivors are excited for a new and better tomorrow.
The End.
'The Godparent Investment Legacy'
The Godparent Investment Legacy / (Legacy)
Chapter one: Introducing Mr Pierce Richards
A young dark-horse revolutionary extraordinaire house, pet and garden sitter and errand-boy adult man has two brilliant entrepreneur business ideas of which can raise him to success as a corporate tycoon, ‘Godparent of Organised Keen Focus Exploration through tutelage and mentorship’ and ‘Family Lifestyle Organised Excellence’. This is how each work: for ‘Godparent of Organised Keen Focus Exploration through tutelage and mentorship’ there are ‘Rescheduling replacements’, ‘Learning and understanding the jargon’, ‘Finding your focal ‘prefix’’, ‘Discovery of what your prefix means’, ‘Knowing what the appropriate suffixes to indulge and invest into’, ‘Investment success equals donations’, ‘Work done in the safety and comfort under the trust and supervision of parents’ and ‘Arranged field trips transported either by parents or the tutor-mentor’, as for ‘Family Lifestyle Organised Excellence’, there is ‘Revaluating the current lifestyle’, ‘Sacrificing and rectifying it’, ‘Adopting new and better things and enhancing everything’ and ‘Enduring prosperity’. If Mister Pierce Richards can convince his marketing and banking agents and hotshots to make him also a hotshot and help him employ and train masters of unconventional education and investment whom cooperate and develop with higher education establishments, storages of information and places of impressive careers the evolution of learning may be enhanced.
Chapter two: Introducing Mistress Valeria Saint
While Mister Pierce Richards is a future great corporate tycoon profiting from his creation of a new kind of education Mistress Saint is a future great musician, model and actress. Pierce and Valeria are childhood sweethearts, they chose different paths but won’t let go of each other as they are very precious miracles to one another. Pierce and Valeria help each other as best they can and are usually in each other’s presence. They each strive to prove themselves better than best, they also complement each other and are excellent at helping each other solve each other’s problems. They are a fire forged team.
Chapter three: A New Era
Mister Richards and Mistress Saint are nineteen years, just out of high school and since their valedictory Pierce has been house sitting and Valeria performing music and theatre, their life is a pleasantly comfortable one and loving each other is affordable. Pierce and Valeria are Byronic heroes, the best kind of stock characters. Pierce and Valeria have strong passions and beliefs, they question and act contrary to mainstream society as they mischievously disagree how things continue, they darkly brood over each of their struggles and beliefs like control freaks and drama-royalty. Pierce and Valeria are very attractive physically and in terms of their personalities, each possessing a great deal of magnetism and charisma, as they use these abilities to achieve social and romantic dominance whenever necessary. Pierce and Valeria are very intelligent, perceptive, sophisticated, educated, cunning and adaptable, intensely self-critical and introspective and also self-centered. Pierce and Valeria each have a mystique, they are extremely passionate and many things haunt them. They see each other’s’ values and passions as above and better than those of others, manifesting moments of arrogance and each a martyr-like attitude. But they also have an intense dynamic drive and determination to live out each other’s philosophy sometimes without regard to others' philosophies.
Mister Richards and Mistress Saint leave their new shared apartment in the city to accept and endeavour to surmount the challenges in their lives. Today they continue to advertise themselves with the best impressions. Later today, during the evening when these romantic teammates return to being in each other’s presence they shall be blissfully joyful as they have succeeded as people in high places and the universe has accepted they have awesome qualities they are willing to invest in for their shared prosperity. Mister Richards and Mistress Saint shall go to dinner at one of the city’s best restaurants to celebrate their blessing rewards and how they will excellently repay those whom have trusted them to be awesome. To further celebrate Pierce and Valeria will make erotically boisterous, passionately keen, perfectly stimulated, rapturously ecstatic and zealously fulfilled protected multiple orgasmic sex privately in their apartment bed for their first time stealing each other’s virginity.
Chapter four: Dynamic vying
Mister Richards and Mistress Saint, the next day are refreshed and ready to take over the world. Much work is to be done, such as demonstrations, refinement and simulations. Their precious rarity has to be further explored, but for each them today they meet their new vying rivals. For Pierce there is a business-woman, named Melissa Marm, who wishes to teach children in their dreams, for Valeria there is an extraordinary reflection of herself in a man, named Ryan MacArthur. Infuriatingly vexed by scornfully intimidating insults by their rivals Mister Richards and Mistress Saint intend to teach their rivals each a revelatory lesson and reclaim dominance in proving one’s personal quality worth better than the rival. Such is the drama where rivals challenge, cheat and sabotage each other for personal gain. This excitement fuels further pranks and traps. But eventually each rival learns from each other and thus adapt to better themselves and so an appreciation for these inspirations is secretly felt and a spark for friendship is possible, the irony where enemies and rivals become friends and muses.
Chapter one: Introducing Mr Pierce Richards
A young dark-horse revolutionary extraordinaire house, pet and garden sitter and errand-boy adult man has two brilliant entrepreneur business ideas of which can raise him to success as a corporate tycoon, ‘Godparent of Organised Keen Focus Exploration through tutelage and mentorship’ and ‘Family Lifestyle Organised Excellence’. This is how each work: for ‘Godparent of Organised Keen Focus Exploration through tutelage and mentorship’ there are ‘Rescheduling replacements’, ‘Learning and understanding the jargon’, ‘Finding your focal ‘prefix’’, ‘Discovery of what your prefix means’, ‘Knowing what the appropriate suffixes to indulge and invest into’, ‘Investment success equals donations’, ‘Work done in the safety and comfort under the trust and supervision of parents’ and ‘Arranged field trips transported either by parents or the tutor-mentor’, as for ‘Family Lifestyle Organised Excellence’, there is ‘Revaluating the current lifestyle’, ‘Sacrificing and rectifying it’, ‘Adopting new and better things and enhancing everything’ and ‘Enduring prosperity’. If Mister Pierce Richards can convince his marketing and banking agents and hotshots to make him also a hotshot and help him employ and train masters of unconventional education and investment whom cooperate and develop with higher education establishments, storages of information and places of impressive careers the evolution of learning may be enhanced.
Chapter two: Introducing Mistress Valeria Saint
While Mister Pierce Richards is a future great corporate tycoon profiting from his creation of a new kind of education Mistress Saint is a future great musician, model and actress. Pierce and Valeria are childhood sweethearts, they chose different paths but won’t let go of each other as they are very precious miracles to one another. Pierce and Valeria help each other as best they can and are usually in each other’s presence. They each strive to prove themselves better than best, they also complement each other and are excellent at helping each other solve each other’s problems. They are a fire forged team.
Chapter three: A New Era
Mister Richards and Mistress Saint are nineteen years, just out of high school and since their valedictory Pierce has been house sitting and Valeria performing music and theatre, their life is a pleasantly comfortable one and loving each other is affordable. Pierce and Valeria are Byronic heroes, the best kind of stock characters. Pierce and Valeria have strong passions and beliefs, they question and act contrary to mainstream society as they mischievously disagree how things continue, they darkly brood over each of their struggles and beliefs like control freaks and drama-royalty. Pierce and Valeria are very attractive physically and in terms of their personalities, each possessing a great deal of magnetism and charisma, as they use these abilities to achieve social and romantic dominance whenever necessary. Pierce and Valeria are very intelligent, perceptive, sophisticated, educated, cunning and adaptable, intensely self-critical and introspective and also self-centered. Pierce and Valeria each have a mystique, they are extremely passionate and many things haunt them. They see each other’s’ values and passions as above and better than those of others, manifesting moments of arrogance and each a martyr-like attitude. But they also have an intense dynamic drive and determination to live out each other’s philosophy sometimes without regard to others' philosophies.
Mister Richards and Mistress Saint leave their new shared apartment in the city to accept and endeavour to surmount the challenges in their lives. Today they continue to advertise themselves with the best impressions. Later today, during the evening when these romantic teammates return to being in each other’s presence they shall be blissfully joyful as they have succeeded as people in high places and the universe has accepted they have awesome qualities they are willing to invest in for their shared prosperity. Mister Richards and Mistress Saint shall go to dinner at one of the city’s best restaurants to celebrate their blessing rewards and how they will excellently repay those whom have trusted them to be awesome. To further celebrate Pierce and Valeria will make erotically boisterous, passionately keen, perfectly stimulated, rapturously ecstatic and zealously fulfilled protected multiple orgasmic sex privately in their apartment bed for their first time stealing each other’s virginity.
Chapter four: Dynamic vying
Mister Richards and Mistress Saint, the next day are refreshed and ready to take over the world. Much work is to be done, such as demonstrations, refinement and simulations. Their precious rarity has to be further explored, but for each them today they meet their new vying rivals. For Pierce there is a business-woman, named Melissa Marm, who wishes to teach children in their dreams, for Valeria there is an extraordinary reflection of herself in a man, named Ryan MacArthur. Infuriatingly vexed by scornfully intimidating insults by their rivals Mister Richards and Mistress Saint intend to teach their rivals each a revelatory lesson and reclaim dominance in proving one’s personal quality worth better than the rival. Such is the drama where rivals challenge, cheat and sabotage each other for personal gain. This excitement fuels further pranks and traps. But eventually each rival learns from each other and thus adapt to better themselves and so an appreciation for these inspirations is secretly felt and a spark for friendship is possible, the irony where enemies and rivals become friends and muses.
'Not ready to die'
Not ready to die
♫♪‘We get it on most every night
When that moon is big and bright,
It’s a supernatural delight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
Everybody here is out of sight,
They don’t bark and they don’t bite,
They keep things loose, they keep it tight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
Dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody’s feeling warm and bright,
It’s such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
We like our fun and we never fight,
You can’t dance and stay uptight,
It’s a supernatural delight,
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight!
Dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody’s feeling warm and bright,
It’s such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
We get in on most every night,
And when that moon is big and bright,
It’s a supernatural delight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
Dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody’s feeling warm and bright
It’s such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
[repeat and fade]’♪♫
Chapter one: Irony
My name is Byron Saint Lupo, and yes saint is my middle name, I am an Italian American and I have developed myself into the classic yet innovated Byronic hero. Nutrition has always been important to me, as well as exercise, I believed it more likely that aliens would abduct me, the benign and generous ones like Kryptonians, but I never suspected that I, a vegetarian almost vegan, literary and science geek, would ever become a vampire. I had a dream once that I was one before I became one, to different dreamer it might have been a nightmare but I was amused. I was born to an extended and immediate family of Catholics, but while I renounced nothing I had more a syncretic spiritual worldview, one of the paragon traits of a geek and I have them all, sceptical, rational and wise. I have never had a girlfriend yet I have, it is funny that I mention it, an emotional vampire friend, well he calls me a friend for some pestering reason, he is probably in denial of being homosexual and what else I abhor about him is that he snobbishly and hubristically believes himself infallible, I should have excruciatingly tortured him many times in the past but I was too polite and masochistically allowing of his myriad of sadistic insulting antics, I could not risk not getting future house, pet and garden sitting jobs and favourable errand duties to earn money – but I have digressed, my parents were starting to think I was gay too as they were wondering how to cope with such a prospective reality, but I became a vampire through a choice as my sire, well the vampire was a woman so maybe ‘ mothered’, asked me after she attack him while house sitting, “Become a vampire or die?!” and was like, “I am not ready to die!”, so ya I became a vampire and now my parents whom I live with every other day or night when not house sitting have to accept I am still pleasant to be around, I am not an abomination and that I won’t suck their blood or kill them. What a rude awakening. Anyway, I have always been mischievously influential and suggestive, indeed a trait of which has been amplified, because I managed to convince my parents to let me continue to reside with them, I mean I am twenty two years old, I am trying to make a living, lol that’s funny, because I am undead, well not technically as biologically I am still alive. You see, vampires like me, real vampires, their hearts still pump, their organs still function with the need for blood and other chemicals and hormones and other stuff, imagine me as Marvel graphic novel’s character Wolverine, he has a healing factor of which keeps him young and healthy, the same with real vampires like me, yet I am pale, well I was pale white before I became a vampire but now my skin is like strong, elastically tight and vigourous beautifully unblemished irony or porcelain and my teeth are more predatory alluring curved, sharp and pointy. Now let me tell you, vampires like me need ultra-nutrition, I don’t kill anyone or animal, I sample their blood like doping, and their blood is digestible. I am a nice guy, a hang out at gym exercising and then find a tough guy in the showers and toilet area, get him alone, make him tranquilly submitting and vulnerable, safely take a bite, moderately drink a pint or two, and with my tongue and healing saliva heal the wound and take him to brunch, lunch or dinner as I invest in my prey whom I refer to myself as a ‘cow’ and he should replenish his stolen blood soon and maybe take another sucking bite another time as I repress his memories of being ‘milked’ and I say, “Goodbye and see you later!” This happens every day sometimes to the same people and some to new victims as I expand the pool of nourishment. I don’t suck blood from females, I mean they are more likely to have anaemia and PMS so they suffer enough. But sometimes I buy blood from blood banks. Now let me inform you, dear reader, that I also eat and drink vegetarian foods and beverages as I still need other nourishment, thus that means I still excrete and urinate waste. You see, my new life is a blissfully content one as I adapt and stay away from stagnation. You know what popular fictional culture has taught you about vampires bursting into incinerating flames, that is not true and neither do I sparkle like crystallised diamonds, vampires like me are merely sensitive to light, sun light, we just get redly sun-burnt of which heals in the shadow or the moon-light, strange, is it not? While some of us have a phobia for sun light because of its excruciating affects, I, based on who I was before being converted to vampirism, am a masochist and as I like the reminder of pain or pangs, there is some pleasure to it. For your information, I still sleep eight hours either throughout the day or night, depending what is happening on Satellite Cable Television or some impressive and exciting must-experience interacting events. Dreams for a vampire like me is awesome, I was a lucid dreamer when I was just extraordinarily human, but now a maturing vampire human I can have dreams like the excellence watched and alluded to in the movie ‘Inception’ and I can also ‘mental project’, yes I did not mention the word ‘astral’ because I did not like it as I am not a sun, so that means I can live and interact during the day naked in sun-light unburnt and invisible to everyone else and continue experiencing whatever through stimulation of the psychic body senses. Now my aspirations, I want to become a literary author, male-model after preparation of bodybuilding and lifestyle excellence tutor-mentor for children, but I am concerned about myself appearance since I am enhancing and developing in sheer awe-inspiring, eerily terrifying and formidably leanly muscular handsomeness that my clients might realise I am a vampire, thus they might persecute me and that is not amusing. Finally, I am evolving with every day that passes towards optimal maturity, my mental psychic abilities and senses are keenly growing and strengthening, my vision becoming telescopic, adaptive to night-time and x-ray viewing, my finger and toe nails are becoming like sharp claws and skin becoming more robustly durable and invulnerable to wounds. I believe becoming a vampiric superman/spider-man, and I like it.
Chapter two: Heroics
Yes, dear reader, this geeky vampire named Byron gets high on being heroic and cannabis is also amusing and tranquillising. There needs to be a purpose to this power and that answer is responsibility, altruism and justice. As for hunger, the lust for blood, while at first overwhelming, in time and progress to maturity, it becomes controllable and satisfied more easily. When I first became a vampire all I could think about was nutritious blood, thus I patrolled the streets as I became a vigilante to suck the blood of murderers, rapists, criminals and jerks to survive. My vampire mother every now and again watched my progress and mentored me with her expertise, her name is Sapphia, and she is my backup and informant about everything I need to know to be successful in fighting crime through retributive Justice. Sapphia is an ancient vampire, remembers experiencing most historical and mythical events and she is excellent at surviving. Her reason for mothering me is that every century she needs to new person to motherly act for and earn her vampiric child’s regard and platonic love. Sapphia has told me she stalked me for a while through the internet and from a distance out in the open before she converted me with her corruptive essence substance she calls ‘venom’. I first met and was aware of her when I attended a graphic novel and movie convention, her cosplay (guise) was based on her personality and real appearance of which inspired a graphic novel artist to base a character on her in past decades ago, an elegant immortal warrior priestess anti-heroine named ‘Snowowl’. I attended the convention as Superman, irony that now in the sun I become red as a lobster with sun-burns whenever I am in the sun. Sapphia took me on a tour that day of the convention and we had much laughs. Each year I would meet Sapphia again at the same convention and we would share our experiences of the year that past when we were not present. Sapphia’s stories were interesting as the graphic novels and movies we came to celebrate but she gave no obvious hints about her vampiric nature unless it was very subtle and camouflaged itself in the information. As for her current profession, Sapphia is a successful and prosperous psycho-analyst, -iatrist and –ologist, she likes to spice up her sessions with her patients, never is there dull unhelpful routine and some people think her extreme as far as how deep she probes and encourages transcendence and coping. Sapphia is also an expert fighter, master (mistress) of martial arts and so nowadays she kicks my ass very well and unexpectedly, but it is good for my development if I want to learn to be as excellent as her and try to surpass her in my own style. So I am exploring what undead life can be and meeting Sapphia’s many surviving sons and daughters through vampirism.
Chapter three: I am the Fruit-bat
Through Sapphia’s vast wealth she can invest in me to become a superhero with the supersuit, the gadgets, mask, helmet and lair. To my surprise I meet one of Sapphia’s vampiric daughters whom I am instantly and romantically attracted to, she is a pure paragon of Native American Red Indian-ness, centuries old since the invasion of North America with the Europeans, a princess priestess she was whom is now a beloved cultural heroine and politician aspiring to be the first woman and Native American President of the United States, her name is Miakoda Honey-badger. She is magically, exquisitely and solemnly beautiful woman with a great cause for the empowerment, investment and better care and respect of her people and the other minorities by the majorities and to share the world properly and equally. While I furnish my lair and order custom-made superhero stuff I start and continue courting Miakoda who is looks my age, a young adult. Since centuries ago Miakoda has been adapting and secretly helping her people, but the now is the right time to help them in a far more great way through freedom and reinvigourating their rich cultures and those repressed minorities.
My supersuit is badass adaptation of Batman’s since it has that vampiric bat theme, it has deep dark black and purple colourful style including a very artful bat logo on the chest. In this time preceding my first official vigilantism as the ‘Fruit-bat’ Sapphia, Miakoda and the rest of Sapphia’s many expert vampiric children give me advice about how to be successful and best survive. Sapphia’s children also remind me to change my identity every five years as most people will think that I am Dorian Gray or a vampire, so it is safe to move on and adopt a new surname, disguise one’s face and hair and use new artificial finger prints whenever in public and providing evidence of this new identity in documents from the system.
Chapter four: First Mission
With all my supporters and allies ready to facilitate me I thrust myself into the urbane metropolis of New York City, like Batman my missions shall happen at night since the day is either there for me to sleep and dream or go to gym to do some bodybuilding and suck some blood and do some male-modelling, and yes I can and everyone else can see my reflection in mirrors and photographs, it is just stupid to think that I won’t show up in either place I mean I am still here. On my days off I do lifestyle excellence tutoring and mentoring for children with great prospective potential for those who can afford it or not, of which I use my mesmerism to calm them down, focus on succeeding and respect my insight as I expose them to everything connected to what they need to focus on to accomplish and master the prefix aspiring adjective word hyphened plus whatever word one could combine with the prefix, for example, if the prefix is ‘beautiful’, then one adds a hyphen and then the word ‘exercise’, that means callisthenics, thus I make them commit to engrossing themselves in regularly practising this activity at least once a day in their schedule of which I also fill the rest of the day for them with other activities related to ‘beautiful’, like music, writing, story-writing, drawing, crafts, science, sport, astronomy and etcetera.
There is a mastermind criminal causing regular scourges in New York City, a blonde femme fatale named by the newspapers ‘Miss Covetous’ and now it is my job to bring her justice. Miss Covetous seems to be a formidable foe not easy to arrest and make submit through her warrior resilience, thus I have an arduous difficulty to surmount with all my best strategic ingenuity and genre savvy wits to entrap this unruly ambitious adventuress. First I must lure her and cause a decoy to happen, immobilise and incapacitate her with tranquillising darts or with a weighted binding rope net Taser or a bear hug from the back as I interlock my legs around her’s to make her incapable of escape through trying to break free by kicking me in the balls and squeeze harder and harder until she faints or I quickly administer an injection tranquilliser and leave my mark of the ‘Fruit-bat’ in a note to make me famous and infamous. Now that I have planned my simulated acts in my mind I must take control of leading her where I want and where she is unexpectedly most vulnerable.
Tonight Miss Covetous has infiltrated a science research, experimentation and development laboratory and accidently alerted the law enforcement, my transportation tonight is a thematic custom-made motorcycle of which I shall protectively conceal later when I arrived at my destination and on foot and through parkour chase Miss Covetous and then return to it to escape the law enforcement whom may want to arrest me too, for taking the law into my own hands, and then make her aware of my existence through annoying surprise and commence my strategic entrapment of her. All while executing my simulated plans and fall-back reactive adaptation manoeuvre plans I keep a cool, amused and patient mind as if I were playing a computer console game and provoke my prey through sarcastic and mischievous humour and ending the conflict with piercing her neck’s skin with my vampiric teeth to suck and drink a pint of trophy blood and healing the wound with my tongue’s saliva and concluding my performance by releasing her to the law enforcement authorities and leaving a note of what my code-name alias shall be called in the newspapers – the Fruit-bat.
I return to lair to watch the news and video conference with my vampiric coven to share how the experience felt for me. Soon my vampiric coven sends a list of most wanted criminals to be arrested to me to focus from now onwards of which shall perhaps include new criminals later as time progresses. Just as Heroes are made every day for whatever motivation, want or needful necessity, as are Villains similarly made and rise to become scourges of society.
Chapter five: Inveterate
As I establish myself as the city’s saviour and role-model like any superhero as they grow into maturity the city becomes small compared to the suffering the country and the world, thus now I must become an international superhero and perhaps assemble a league of superheroes and heroines, mostly vampires like me and transcended humans through magic or science. The dawn of justice has arrived and become necessity and so I must advertise.
Soon in time, these needed superheroes and heroines hear the vocation and assemble in my new lair in a dormant volcano mountain located in the tropical Pacific Ocean on a fertile and prosperously full of wildlife island called the ‘Paradise and Citadel of Justice’. Leisurely do the superheroes and heroines frolic at this secret and private vacation island before the league gets down to business. ‘The League of Transcended Heroes and Heroines for Justice’ they agree on being referred to as.
Chapter six: Aliens
Many more months later after much success and regard, a global phenomenon happens as an alien spacecraft falls out of space and the sky onto Earth and the alien inside warns humanity of a harbinger of evil aliens approaching and to prepare themselves to exercise war against them. The alien whom announced the warning mentions he is not of the same species of evil aliens, but representative from a federation of many different cooperating species of good, honourable and trustworthy aliens called the Infallible aliens from the first enduring space empire of the cosmos, the Winonans nearest the centre of the cosmos far, far away. The evil enemy are the League of Cruel Masters of Domination. The alien mentions the Infallible aliens will now carefully and eligibly choose one of each gender from each region of state or province of each country will be abducted from Earth to represent as warriors whom the Infallible aliens will transcend and train to be perfect to join the cosmic Infallible warriors to exercise war against the League of Cruel Masters of Domination. The alien mentions that the Infallible warriors now have more qualified paladins than their enemy and should be triumphant and that the Earthlings should not worry as the Infallibles and the represented abducted Earthlings will protect Earth and earn their alliance in the cosmos.
Soon as what was mentioned comes to past and Byron Saint Lupo also known as The Fruit-bat is chosen from the state of New York and so are the rest of ‘The League of Transcended Heroes and Heroines for Justice’ and also other special people from the planet.
Soon after being abducted through a tractor beam of light of which burns me because I am a vampire the experimental treatment and operation begin to make me more superior. The aliens are not one race but numerous different species of advanced primates each shaped in the optimal evolutionary form with bestial features subtle or greatly obvious, their colours vary, size proportionately giant, leanly muscular, haired and sharp fingernailed.
Several hours, days actually, after excruciating growth spurts of my bones, muscles and organs and with faculty, fitness and health optimised later the procedure has become successful as I notice myself, Miakoda and the ‘League of Transcended Heroes and Heroines for Justice’ appear and feel like superhuman proportionate erotically beautiful giant body-builders ranging in height from seven foot to seven foot five.
The Infallible aliens mention, telepathically mind-speak their desire to test the patients in academic combat as the patients should practically interpret, demonstrate and develop their newly endowed technical upload of cunning, intelligence and skills against each other before being allowed to return prepared to surface Earth by proving themselves worthy to lead their species and boast of each of their glory before being summoned to protect cosmic order and peace. While developing an awe and formidable trust and convincing leading authority, incapacitation defeating techniques and awareness of what is, how to control and how to manipulate science they commence to experience adventures, learning and love. It is revealed to the abducted patients that there is a pact and treaty between the Infallible aliens and humans where they help each other through their perspectives, investment and indulgence in each other. The Infallible aliens are curious, intelligent and wise and collectively want beauty, order, peace, progress and prosperity. The Infallible aliens mention the status of the universe is largely in peaceful orderly unity however there are some species whom want disorder whom are enemies somewhere in cosmos, they are savage, intelligent and marauding, they are called the Cruel Masters of Domination. The Infallible aliens encourage the abducted patients to have a good friend, preferably a mate so that they shall fight harder to protect and avenge them. The Infallible aliens mention to the abducted patients that they have been assigned a mate from each of their countries present here among the abducted patients for when they return to Earth, my mate is Miakoda Honey-badger of which I am glad. The enhanced human giants some strangers decide to work as a team with their mates and be friendly with their fellow abducted patients, they commence by trusting and saving each other from failure, fight back-to-back, honourably respect each other, make sure they help each other not to fall behind and perform etiquette manners. The Infallible aliens, before returning the abducted patients to Earth, mention how the abducted patients have been gifted with superpowers fuelled by music as it affects the mind and body, especially awesomely, ecstatically and empowering aesthete, courageous and meaningful music, with different genres of music certain adaptation superpower gifts of abilities are activated and can be utilised, however incompetent and poorly played music weakens the abducted patients' superpowers' quality as does silence and that the abducted patients should use travelling bands and summon orchestras for back-up and amplification and also utilise acappella music to be a source of fuel to such a person's superpowers. The abducted patients, a male and female abducted from every province or state of every country, share similarities, they are extremely and dynamically health-conscious, literary, music, sport and technical science eccentric experimentalist geeks, helpful, honourable, responsible and trustworthy, insightfully mindful, wise and righteous and keen to accomplish excellence, and some were unkempt sexy diamonds in the rough as their physiques were either scrawny or obese, yet they are also coyly socially awkward albeit also flirty and wily. Their superpowers are telekinesis, telepathy, super-strength, illusion-making, flight, healing factor, invulnerability, adaptation immunity, agility, optimal senses, telescopic vision, heat and freeze vision and psychometry.
The paladins are also educated that The Infallible aliens’s religion incorporates love (beauty), science (technology) and peace (wisdom and order). They have three deities ‘Vel’ the bride represents Love and Beauty, ‘Raz’ the husband represents Science and Technology and ‘Acor’ the adopted father represents Peace, Wisdom and Order. They show themselves to the Winonans and Infallibles on every special occasion and also rarely in an emergency. The deities are ideas focused and believed in so much that they became real and survived and prosper from their elaborate investment in their people in immortalising their traits and personalities and empowering them with further amplified potency of faculty, capability and instinct. The Infallible aliens work together to solve problems through believing and invigorating their gods so that these gods may be capable of making the seemingly impossible plausible.
These deities have many children, there are demi-deities and enhanced transcended deities whom similarly represent and embody abstracts. Emperors/empresses and kings/queens are from dynasties of the demi-deities. Since these deities are begotten from ideas they are so capable of being corrupted, thus for each solar system each inhabitable planet with similar life each have to experience evolution and these deities adapt and future for all of the cosmos is either risk or in hope. So when there is space exploration and conquests each species of primate have developed, feel, is motivated, think and want differently. Some civilizations are similar and compatible, like Earth and the capital home world of the Infallible aliens, ‘Wino’.
Weapons like swords, arrows and whips are used, shields, traps and guns also are utilised and combat, crushing and maiming are performed. With music transmitted by the Infallible aliens to the Paladins's hearing devices, the cunning, fierce and savvy Paladins yell war-cries as they experiment with discovering their enemies' weaknesses and thus cripple, incapacitate and arrest their enemies, nullify the threats and tie up loose ends. The war lasts and concludes after several hours with the Infallible aliens and Paladins surviving and triumphing as they capture the surviving enemy and taking them to be indoctrinated and convinced they were wrong and should embrace a new lifestyle, that which is essentially Infallible.
The Paladins returning to Earth have many detours with new meanings and worlds to explore and enjoy. Since there is utter order and peace in the cosmos, bliss can reign, thus the Paladins are transported to planet Wino for celebrations.
The oldest, most experienced, established and stabilised civilisation in the universe nearest to the centre of the cosmos has prospered, the meaning of their species and civilisation name is ‘Infallible’. The latest emperor of the Infallible aliens’s name is Keth-zel of the first enduring royal dynasty of all primate in the universe and he searches for the most eligible maiden to be his worthy wife, she must be paragon of his preferences, pulchritudinously exquisite, resiliently strong and dynamically ingenious. It is his ambition to discover this perfect miracle. Keth-zel, himself, has persevered to match such a museful lover, thus he has greatly and wisely invested in himself to impress such a similar mate.
To be continued…
♫♪‘We get it on most every night
When that moon is big and bright,
It’s a supernatural delight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
Everybody here is out of sight,
They don’t bark and they don’t bite,
They keep things loose, they keep it tight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
Dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody’s feeling warm and bright,
It’s such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
We like our fun and we never fight,
You can’t dance and stay uptight,
It’s a supernatural delight,
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight!
Dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody’s feeling warm and bright,
It’s such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
We get in on most every night,
And when that moon is big and bright,
It’s a supernatural delight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
Dancing in the moonlight,
Everybody’s feeling warm and bright
It’s such a fine and natural sight,
Everybody’s dancing in the moonlight!
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Chapter one: Irony
My name is Byron Saint Lupo, and yes saint is my middle name, I am an Italian American and I have developed myself into the classic yet innovated Byronic hero. Nutrition has always been important to me, as well as exercise, I believed it more likely that aliens would abduct me, the benign and generous ones like Kryptonians, but I never suspected that I, a vegetarian almost vegan, literary and science geek, would ever become a vampire. I had a dream once that I was one before I became one, to different dreamer it might have been a nightmare but I was amused. I was born to an extended and immediate family of Catholics, but while I renounced nothing I had more a syncretic spiritual worldview, one of the paragon traits of a geek and I have them all, sceptical, rational and wise. I have never had a girlfriend yet I have, it is funny that I mention it, an emotional vampire friend, well he calls me a friend for some pestering reason, he is probably in denial of being homosexual and what else I abhor about him is that he snobbishly and hubristically believes himself infallible, I should have excruciatingly tortured him many times in the past but I was too polite and masochistically allowing of his myriad of sadistic insulting antics, I could not risk not getting future house, pet and garden sitting jobs and favourable errand duties to earn money – but I have digressed, my parents were starting to think I was gay too as they were wondering how to cope with such a prospective reality, but I became a vampire through a choice as my sire, well the vampire was a woman so maybe ‘ mothered’, asked me after she attack him while house sitting, “Become a vampire or die?!” and was like, “I am not ready to die!”, so ya I became a vampire and now my parents whom I live with every other day or night when not house sitting have to accept I am still pleasant to be around, I am not an abomination and that I won’t suck their blood or kill them. What a rude awakening. Anyway, I have always been mischievously influential and suggestive, indeed a trait of which has been amplified, because I managed to convince my parents to let me continue to reside with them, I mean I am twenty two years old, I am trying to make a living, lol that’s funny, because I am undead, well not technically as biologically I am still alive. You see, vampires like me, real vampires, their hearts still pump, their organs still function with the need for blood and other chemicals and hormones and other stuff, imagine me as Marvel graphic novel’s character Wolverine, he has a healing factor of which keeps him young and healthy, the same with real vampires like me, yet I am pale, well I was pale white before I became a vampire but now my skin is like strong, elastically tight and vigourous beautifully unblemished irony or porcelain and my teeth are more predatory alluring curved, sharp and pointy. Now let me tell you, vampires like me need ultra-nutrition, I don’t kill anyone or animal, I sample their blood like doping, and their blood is digestible. I am a nice guy, a hang out at gym exercising and then find a tough guy in the showers and toilet area, get him alone, make him tranquilly submitting and vulnerable, safely take a bite, moderately drink a pint or two, and with my tongue and healing saliva heal the wound and take him to brunch, lunch or dinner as I invest in my prey whom I refer to myself as a ‘cow’ and he should replenish his stolen blood soon and maybe take another sucking bite another time as I repress his memories of being ‘milked’ and I say, “Goodbye and see you later!” This happens every day sometimes to the same people and some to new victims as I expand the pool of nourishment. I don’t suck blood from females, I mean they are more likely to have anaemia and PMS so they suffer enough. But sometimes I buy blood from blood banks. Now let me inform you, dear reader, that I also eat and drink vegetarian foods and beverages as I still need other nourishment, thus that means I still excrete and urinate waste. You see, my new life is a blissfully content one as I adapt and stay away from stagnation. You know what popular fictional culture has taught you about vampires bursting into incinerating flames, that is not true and neither do I sparkle like crystallised diamonds, vampires like me are merely sensitive to light, sun light, we just get redly sun-burnt of which heals in the shadow or the moon-light, strange, is it not? While some of us have a phobia for sun light because of its excruciating affects, I, based on who I was before being converted to vampirism, am a masochist and as I like the reminder of pain or pangs, there is some pleasure to it. For your information, I still sleep eight hours either throughout the day or night, depending what is happening on Satellite Cable Television or some impressive and exciting must-experience interacting events. Dreams for a vampire like me is awesome, I was a lucid dreamer when I was just extraordinarily human, but now a maturing vampire human I can have dreams like the excellence watched and alluded to in the movie ‘Inception’ and I can also ‘mental project’, yes I did not mention the word ‘astral’ because I did not like it as I am not a sun, so that means I can live and interact during the day naked in sun-light unburnt and invisible to everyone else and continue experiencing whatever through stimulation of the psychic body senses. Now my aspirations, I want to become a literary author, male-model after preparation of bodybuilding and lifestyle excellence tutor-mentor for children, but I am concerned about myself appearance since I am enhancing and developing in sheer awe-inspiring, eerily terrifying and formidably leanly muscular handsomeness that my clients might realise I am a vampire, thus they might persecute me and that is not amusing. Finally, I am evolving with every day that passes towards optimal maturity, my mental psychic abilities and senses are keenly growing and strengthening, my vision becoming telescopic, adaptive to night-time and x-ray viewing, my finger and toe nails are becoming like sharp claws and skin becoming more robustly durable and invulnerable to wounds. I believe becoming a vampiric superman/spider-man, and I like it.
Chapter two: Heroics
Yes, dear reader, this geeky vampire named Byron gets high on being heroic and cannabis is also amusing and tranquillising. There needs to be a purpose to this power and that answer is responsibility, altruism and justice. As for hunger, the lust for blood, while at first overwhelming, in time and progress to maturity, it becomes controllable and satisfied more easily. When I first became a vampire all I could think about was nutritious blood, thus I patrolled the streets as I became a vigilante to suck the blood of murderers, rapists, criminals and jerks to survive. My vampire mother every now and again watched my progress and mentored me with her expertise, her name is Sapphia, and she is my backup and informant about everything I need to know to be successful in fighting crime through retributive Justice. Sapphia is an ancient vampire, remembers experiencing most historical and mythical events and she is excellent at surviving. Her reason for mothering me is that every century she needs to new person to motherly act for and earn her vampiric child’s regard and platonic love. Sapphia has told me she stalked me for a while through the internet and from a distance out in the open before she converted me with her corruptive essence substance she calls ‘venom’. I first met and was aware of her when I attended a graphic novel and movie convention, her cosplay (guise) was based on her personality and real appearance of which inspired a graphic novel artist to base a character on her in past decades ago, an elegant immortal warrior priestess anti-heroine named ‘Snowowl’. I attended the convention as Superman, irony that now in the sun I become red as a lobster with sun-burns whenever I am in the sun. Sapphia took me on a tour that day of the convention and we had much laughs. Each year I would meet Sapphia again at the same convention and we would share our experiences of the year that past when we were not present. Sapphia’s stories were interesting as the graphic novels and movies we came to celebrate but she gave no obvious hints about her vampiric nature unless it was very subtle and camouflaged itself in the information. As for her current profession, Sapphia is a successful and prosperous psycho-analyst, -iatrist and –ologist, she likes to spice up her sessions with her patients, never is there dull unhelpful routine and some people think her extreme as far as how deep she probes and encourages transcendence and coping. Sapphia is also an expert fighter, master (mistress) of martial arts and so nowadays she kicks my ass very well and unexpectedly, but it is good for my development if I want to learn to be as excellent as her and try to surpass her in my own style. So I am exploring what undead life can be and meeting Sapphia’s many surviving sons and daughters through vampirism.
Chapter three: I am the Fruit-bat
Through Sapphia’s vast wealth she can invest in me to become a superhero with the supersuit, the gadgets, mask, helmet and lair. To my surprise I meet one of Sapphia’s vampiric daughters whom I am instantly and romantically attracted to, she is a pure paragon of Native American Red Indian-ness, centuries old since the invasion of North America with the Europeans, a princess priestess she was whom is now a beloved cultural heroine and politician aspiring to be the first woman and Native American President of the United States, her name is Miakoda Honey-badger. She is magically, exquisitely and solemnly beautiful woman with a great cause for the empowerment, investment and better care and respect of her people and the other minorities by the majorities and to share the world properly and equally. While I furnish my lair and order custom-made superhero stuff I start and continue courting Miakoda who is looks my age, a young adult. Since centuries ago Miakoda has been adapting and secretly helping her people, but the now is the right time to help them in a far more great way through freedom and reinvigourating their rich cultures and those repressed minorities.
My supersuit is badass adaptation of Batman’s since it has that vampiric bat theme, it has deep dark black and purple colourful style including a very artful bat logo on the chest. In this time preceding my first official vigilantism as the ‘Fruit-bat’ Sapphia, Miakoda and the rest of Sapphia’s many expert vampiric children give me advice about how to be successful and best survive. Sapphia’s children also remind me to change my identity every five years as most people will think that I am Dorian Gray or a vampire, so it is safe to move on and adopt a new surname, disguise one’s face and hair and use new artificial finger prints whenever in public and providing evidence of this new identity in documents from the system.
Chapter four: First Mission
With all my supporters and allies ready to facilitate me I thrust myself into the urbane metropolis of New York City, like Batman my missions shall happen at night since the day is either there for me to sleep and dream or go to gym to do some bodybuilding and suck some blood and do some male-modelling, and yes I can and everyone else can see my reflection in mirrors and photographs, it is just stupid to think that I won’t show up in either place I mean I am still here. On my days off I do lifestyle excellence tutoring and mentoring for children with great prospective potential for those who can afford it or not, of which I use my mesmerism to calm them down, focus on succeeding and respect my insight as I expose them to everything connected to what they need to focus on to accomplish and master the prefix aspiring adjective word hyphened plus whatever word one could combine with the prefix, for example, if the prefix is ‘beautiful’, then one adds a hyphen and then the word ‘exercise’, that means callisthenics, thus I make them commit to engrossing themselves in regularly practising this activity at least once a day in their schedule of which I also fill the rest of the day for them with other activities related to ‘beautiful’, like music, writing, story-writing, drawing, crafts, science, sport, astronomy and etcetera.
There is a mastermind criminal causing regular scourges in New York City, a blonde femme fatale named by the newspapers ‘Miss Covetous’ and now it is my job to bring her justice. Miss Covetous seems to be a formidable foe not easy to arrest and make submit through her warrior resilience, thus I have an arduous difficulty to surmount with all my best strategic ingenuity and genre savvy wits to entrap this unruly ambitious adventuress. First I must lure her and cause a decoy to happen, immobilise and incapacitate her with tranquillising darts or with a weighted binding rope net Taser or a bear hug from the back as I interlock my legs around her’s to make her incapable of escape through trying to break free by kicking me in the balls and squeeze harder and harder until she faints or I quickly administer an injection tranquilliser and leave my mark of the ‘Fruit-bat’ in a note to make me famous and infamous. Now that I have planned my simulated acts in my mind I must take control of leading her where I want and where she is unexpectedly most vulnerable.
Tonight Miss Covetous has infiltrated a science research, experimentation and development laboratory and accidently alerted the law enforcement, my transportation tonight is a thematic custom-made motorcycle of which I shall protectively conceal later when I arrived at my destination and on foot and through parkour chase Miss Covetous and then return to it to escape the law enforcement whom may want to arrest me too, for taking the law into my own hands, and then make her aware of my existence through annoying surprise and commence my strategic entrapment of her. All while executing my simulated plans and fall-back reactive adaptation manoeuvre plans I keep a cool, amused and patient mind as if I were playing a computer console game and provoke my prey through sarcastic and mischievous humour and ending the conflict with piercing her neck’s skin with my vampiric teeth to suck and drink a pint of trophy blood and healing the wound with my tongue’s saliva and concluding my performance by releasing her to the law enforcement authorities and leaving a note of what my code-name alias shall be called in the newspapers – the Fruit-bat.
I return to lair to watch the news and video conference with my vampiric coven to share how the experience felt for me. Soon my vampiric coven sends a list of most wanted criminals to be arrested to me to focus from now onwards of which shall perhaps include new criminals later as time progresses. Just as Heroes are made every day for whatever motivation, want or needful necessity, as are Villains similarly made and rise to become scourges of society.
Chapter five: Inveterate
As I establish myself as the city’s saviour and role-model like any superhero as they grow into maturity the city becomes small compared to the suffering the country and the world, thus now I must become an international superhero and perhaps assemble a league of superheroes and heroines, mostly vampires like me and transcended humans through magic or science. The dawn of justice has arrived and become necessity and so I must advertise.
Soon in time, these needed superheroes and heroines hear the vocation and assemble in my new lair in a dormant volcano mountain located in the tropical Pacific Ocean on a fertile and prosperously full of wildlife island called the ‘Paradise and Citadel of Justice’. Leisurely do the superheroes and heroines frolic at this secret and private vacation island before the league gets down to business. ‘The League of Transcended Heroes and Heroines for Justice’ they agree on being referred to as.
Chapter six: Aliens
Many more months later after much success and regard, a global phenomenon happens as an alien spacecraft falls out of space and the sky onto Earth and the alien inside warns humanity of a harbinger of evil aliens approaching and to prepare themselves to exercise war against them. The alien whom announced the warning mentions he is not of the same species of evil aliens, but representative from a federation of many different cooperating species of good, honourable and trustworthy aliens called the Infallible aliens from the first enduring space empire of the cosmos, the Winonans nearest the centre of the cosmos far, far away. The evil enemy are the League of Cruel Masters of Domination. The alien mentions the Infallible aliens will now carefully and eligibly choose one of each gender from each region of state or province of each country will be abducted from Earth to represent as warriors whom the Infallible aliens will transcend and train to be perfect to join the cosmic Infallible warriors to exercise war against the League of Cruel Masters of Domination. The alien mentions that the Infallible warriors now have more qualified paladins than their enemy and should be triumphant and that the Earthlings should not worry as the Infallibles and the represented abducted Earthlings will protect Earth and earn their alliance in the cosmos.
Soon as what was mentioned comes to past and Byron Saint Lupo also known as The Fruit-bat is chosen from the state of New York and so are the rest of ‘The League of Transcended Heroes and Heroines for Justice’ and also other special people from the planet.
Soon after being abducted through a tractor beam of light of which burns me because I am a vampire the experimental treatment and operation begin to make me more superior. The aliens are not one race but numerous different species of advanced primates each shaped in the optimal evolutionary form with bestial features subtle or greatly obvious, their colours vary, size proportionately giant, leanly muscular, haired and sharp fingernailed.
Several hours, days actually, after excruciating growth spurts of my bones, muscles and organs and with faculty, fitness and health optimised later the procedure has become successful as I notice myself, Miakoda and the ‘League of Transcended Heroes and Heroines for Justice’ appear and feel like superhuman proportionate erotically beautiful giant body-builders ranging in height from seven foot to seven foot five.
The Infallible aliens mention, telepathically mind-speak their desire to test the patients in academic combat as the patients should practically interpret, demonstrate and develop their newly endowed technical upload of cunning, intelligence and skills against each other before being allowed to return prepared to surface Earth by proving themselves worthy to lead their species and boast of each of their glory before being summoned to protect cosmic order and peace. While developing an awe and formidable trust and convincing leading authority, incapacitation defeating techniques and awareness of what is, how to control and how to manipulate science they commence to experience adventures, learning and love. It is revealed to the abducted patients that there is a pact and treaty between the Infallible aliens and humans where they help each other through their perspectives, investment and indulgence in each other. The Infallible aliens are curious, intelligent and wise and collectively want beauty, order, peace, progress and prosperity. The Infallible aliens mention the status of the universe is largely in peaceful orderly unity however there are some species whom want disorder whom are enemies somewhere in cosmos, they are savage, intelligent and marauding, they are called the Cruel Masters of Domination. The Infallible aliens encourage the abducted patients to have a good friend, preferably a mate so that they shall fight harder to protect and avenge them. The Infallible aliens mention to the abducted patients that they have been assigned a mate from each of their countries present here among the abducted patients for when they return to Earth, my mate is Miakoda Honey-badger of which I am glad. The enhanced human giants some strangers decide to work as a team with their mates and be friendly with their fellow abducted patients, they commence by trusting and saving each other from failure, fight back-to-back, honourably respect each other, make sure they help each other not to fall behind and perform etiquette manners. The Infallible aliens, before returning the abducted patients to Earth, mention how the abducted patients have been gifted with superpowers fuelled by music as it affects the mind and body, especially awesomely, ecstatically and empowering aesthete, courageous and meaningful music, with different genres of music certain adaptation superpower gifts of abilities are activated and can be utilised, however incompetent and poorly played music weakens the abducted patients' superpowers' quality as does silence and that the abducted patients should use travelling bands and summon orchestras for back-up and amplification and also utilise acappella music to be a source of fuel to such a person's superpowers. The abducted patients, a male and female abducted from every province or state of every country, share similarities, they are extremely and dynamically health-conscious, literary, music, sport and technical science eccentric experimentalist geeks, helpful, honourable, responsible and trustworthy, insightfully mindful, wise and righteous and keen to accomplish excellence, and some were unkempt sexy diamonds in the rough as their physiques were either scrawny or obese, yet they are also coyly socially awkward albeit also flirty and wily. Their superpowers are telekinesis, telepathy, super-strength, illusion-making, flight, healing factor, invulnerability, adaptation immunity, agility, optimal senses, telescopic vision, heat and freeze vision and psychometry.
The paladins are also educated that The Infallible aliens’s religion incorporates love (beauty), science (technology) and peace (wisdom and order). They have three deities ‘Vel’ the bride represents Love and Beauty, ‘Raz’ the husband represents Science and Technology and ‘Acor’ the adopted father represents Peace, Wisdom and Order. They show themselves to the Winonans and Infallibles on every special occasion and also rarely in an emergency. The deities are ideas focused and believed in so much that they became real and survived and prosper from their elaborate investment in their people in immortalising their traits and personalities and empowering them with further amplified potency of faculty, capability and instinct. The Infallible aliens work together to solve problems through believing and invigorating their gods so that these gods may be capable of making the seemingly impossible plausible.
These deities have many children, there are demi-deities and enhanced transcended deities whom similarly represent and embody abstracts. Emperors/empresses and kings/queens are from dynasties of the demi-deities. Since these deities are begotten from ideas they are so capable of being corrupted, thus for each solar system each inhabitable planet with similar life each have to experience evolution and these deities adapt and future for all of the cosmos is either risk or in hope. So when there is space exploration and conquests each species of primate have developed, feel, is motivated, think and want differently. Some civilizations are similar and compatible, like Earth and the capital home world of the Infallible aliens, ‘Wino’.
Weapons like swords, arrows and whips are used, shields, traps and guns also are utilised and combat, crushing and maiming are performed. With music transmitted by the Infallible aliens to the Paladins's hearing devices, the cunning, fierce and savvy Paladins yell war-cries as they experiment with discovering their enemies' weaknesses and thus cripple, incapacitate and arrest their enemies, nullify the threats and tie up loose ends. The war lasts and concludes after several hours with the Infallible aliens and Paladins surviving and triumphing as they capture the surviving enemy and taking them to be indoctrinated and convinced they were wrong and should embrace a new lifestyle, that which is essentially Infallible.
The Paladins returning to Earth have many detours with new meanings and worlds to explore and enjoy. Since there is utter order and peace in the cosmos, bliss can reign, thus the Paladins are transported to planet Wino for celebrations.
The oldest, most experienced, established and stabilised civilisation in the universe nearest to the centre of the cosmos has prospered, the meaning of their species and civilisation name is ‘Infallible’. The latest emperor of the Infallible aliens’s name is Keth-zel of the first enduring royal dynasty of all primate in the universe and he searches for the most eligible maiden to be his worthy wife, she must be paragon of his preferences, pulchritudinously exquisite, resiliently strong and dynamically ingenious. It is his ambition to discover this perfect miracle. Keth-zel, himself, has persevered to match such a museful lover, thus he has greatly and wisely invested in himself to impress such a similar mate.
To be continued…
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